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Not that I'm looking ahead but January and August are three paycheck months next year if you get paid bi-weekly starting January 3rd....

#freemoney

 

January & August are no paycheck months.
Along with the other 10 months too...



#retired isn't without disadvantages

 

January one has a holiday chill factor so it feels like only two.

 

Ain't no such thing as #freemoney...

 

Apologies, should have tagged #sarcasm

 

Better...

 

You're paying the guy so keeping the trousers on is optional.

I once had a doctor ask me to drop my britches, I was like "isnt that kinda overkill for an eye exam?"

They dont.even know....

In all fairness...it was only 2,800 pounds. Oopsie.

 

Yes officer.... right there he is

 

Wow. Well, this is special! @Delta09 I'll make this Canadian themed: the value for customs..... Priceless. Not sure what they'll charge you if they even let these national treasures leave the country.

Your timing is impeccable, I was just about to sweep this up and... discard sell it on eBay. Instead, it's coming your way. I know how much you like to clean, so you can scatter this around and sweep it up over and over!



Trust me, there's a LOT more dirt there than you can see in the picture! It's all from our road, so you may also get a bill from the township.

Next up I believe winners should have some choice, so pick a log! I won't mention it on the customs forms, but these logs will come complete with the emerald ash border plague. You'll be able to start your very own ecological emergency from the comfort of your living room! Just describe your favorite to me, and I'll be sure to recognize it.



Continuing with a selection, feel free to choose ANYTHING from our compost pile, I mean anything! Those pumpkin like things are hybrids that grow in the pile, we're not sure if they're poisonous or not, but we'd love your opinion!

Last, and probably least, I butchered our doe yesterday, and again PERFECT timing, I have some leftovers, so I've chosen something special just for you!

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Family rated description in case you're too squeamish to open the photo

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This fine 100% genuine cardboard roll was what I found when the vacuum sealer ran out of bag stuff. I was gonna keep it for myself, but I think it was destined for this moment.

Please enjoy responsibly!

 

What an absolutely amazing prize package!!!
Not gonna lie...I'm kinda jealous.
Yer gonna put me right outta business with those great gifts!!!

 

I'm here to tell you, since we fired @StayinStock quit, the prizes as of late have been truly amazing I mean, this is real crap treasure

 

You're fired I hate you quit, we was so sad to see you go. But since you bought all that land, it's like you was hoarding the good stuff to yourself and giving away junk

 

Told my boss about my mess up and showed him where I broke the chuck jaw. He said "you weren't hurt were you?"....with a tear in my eye I said "no, thank goodness nobody else was here when it happened, it could have been bad"

 

What some folks call junk, other folks (myself included)....refer to it as crap valuable prizes with multiple uses.

 

You broke Chuck's jaw?

 

I'm still using that Santa PEZ dispenser you sent me. I put cat treats in it and give her one at a time. Works like a champ!

 

Oh man!

I said to myself the other day "self, you need some more dirt around here to sweep around!" This seems to be very special dirt, I'm not sure if I should keep it scattered or in one pile, eh?

And some firewood with an invasive insect! Oh that'll compliment my ongoing termite issue! I'm sure they'll be the bestest of friends. That and who doesn't love wood!?



I'll take the entire contents of the compost pile; it could really attract some of them big ol' Does I've been eyeing that wander through my property with those "fresh" veggies! The fresher, the better!

Because you've been so generous I'll send off a pre-paid FedEx freight label! It won't even have to come out of @six5crèéd's budget!

 

He once got in a fight with Superman, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.