May 21, 2011?

Niburu's a unkwon planet thats supposed to hit earth on 2012

 

thats something i'll never get about these groups. if you believe the bible is fact, (and these guys do) then why not listen to what it says. NOBODY, not even the angels in heaven know when Jesus will return. God alone knows. so if you read that in the bible. and you believe the bible. Then why would you believe some guy on the radio when he tells you he figured it out? i really dont understand their line of reasoning

 

I hope my truck is covered for nibiru damage

 

It will be a day of Rapture! May 21st is my birthday and I will be playing golf and then doing some SCUBA diving so I'll be in rapture.

 

Hope you have a great birthday!

 

dude, if you're underwater while the rapture happens and Jesus forgets to take you, don't say i didn't warn you....

 

Everybody knows we'll be saved by the flying spaghetti monster.

 

Just had some dude come to my house yesterday and try to talk to me about all of this stuff. Notice I said TRY.... I am surprised I didn't have pool of holy water in my front yard this morning.

 

Matthew 24:36-44
36 “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.
38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark;
39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.
40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left.
41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.
42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come.
43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into.
44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.

 

It's ok. Obama will help us.

 

So, what timezone will be used to determine when it's May 21? Just so I'm prepared.

 

and me

 

Uh, yeah, okay. Sure thing.