Wisconsin Tacomas and bad financial advice

Y'all forgot about a Long Island IceTea.

 

I've got wet Hard On... and well, you know:

 

I love Thai Iced tea-unfortunately it is a sugary death for a diabetic...

 

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a hard on?







I'm not giving you a cheeseburger right now

May as well go out in a blaze of glory

 

While true, that’s not the path to glory I’d pick.

 

Death by old fashioneds?

 

That would be better…

 

A slow burn.

Much more mature.

 

School's cancelled... too cold. Going in anyway, to paint the bumper. The skid is making me think... lead (student)on this project just looks lost when I try and explain the changes to what exists... It will be okay. I want a skid!

 

We're all gonna die, anyway. May as well make it something fun. I wanna show up at the "Pearly Gates" drunk, bloody, stoned, and covered in dirt. Tell St. Pete, "Well that was fun."

 

Are you going to do anything to the skid so you can use the oil drain valve I gave you?

 

We never got out of school cause it was too cold, but we did get snow days & even then my mom (a teacher) still had to show up.

 

I had one day of college cancelled due to cold, only cause you had a long walk to get to classes even being on campus. Other than that, don’t remember ever having a day cancelled for cold.

 

Back in my day, we walked 8 miles to school, uphill both ways, in 3 feet of snow and -20° weather.

 

Forgot bare foot

 

I remember 1 time, in grade school, the roads were so icy my brother and I ice skated to school.
Granted there were a couple spots we had to go on the grass but yes we ice skated.
School was still in session.

 

My alignment was way outta sorts and 2 tires way outta balance.
1 was off by 2oz.

I need to stop hanging around you hooligans. You play to rough.