Whatever

Is @Chunk defensible?

 

I really want chickens but I also really don't want to be feeding the eagles, foxes and weasels hanging around so I've held off.

I probably should care a smidge less about it but

 

Take me back to 2016. I have new ideas

 

Let her defend me! She's got more weapons than I do! Please don't take this away from me!

 

Morning

 

So.....
I've been walking at the local sports complex for many years, there's a track there but I like walking around the numerous parking lots.
I've found all sorts of shit over the years in those parking lots; wrenches, lighters, signs, vice grips, cash, condoms of varying degrees of usage, crack pipes, pills, tennis balls, golf balls, baseballs, soccer balls, clothes, car seats.....but not one time have I ever found a monkey suit.
...................

































Until today

 

Prize. Warehouse. Gold. @six5crèéd am I right?

 

What if that's @Hobbs ??? and he's a shape shifter?????

 

boneless hobbsquatch suit

@Hobbs is the North American wendigo...

 

Exactly

 

Ok, these are the monkey suit possibilities as I see it:

1. @Hobbs is a shapeshifter
2. aliens posing as monkeys
3. someone skinned a real monkey
4. some kid forgot their suit after they pranked someone
5. someone dropped a monkey suit for science to observe responses
6. someone is trying to lure dad off
7. halloween in January?
8. it's a mascot
9. @Squirt is stirring up trouble
10. all of the above!

 

@Gritto next poll?

 

11. @Delta09 is involved somehow

 

Fixed!

 

Which means he doesn't actually vote for any option

 

Did you bring it home? You'd have to take down a lot of signs to fit that bad boy up on the wall but I think it would be worth it.