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Texas BS Thread

Discussion in 'Texas' started by achirdo, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. Apr 16, 2011 at 4:02 PM
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    Tacozoid

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    How far do you think a cop car can go before HE needs a hook? You are right. If you get cought you are still in the city! I can see it now....."Son can you pull my cruiser out if I give you a dozen Dunkin's":D Helo's are a different game.
     
  2. Apr 16, 2011 at 4:02 PM
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    Derpy Derek

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    Long day.. How's it going my fellow Texans?
     
  3. Apr 16, 2011 at 4:07 PM
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    achirdo

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    Pretty good. Tired as he'll. Put a new to me bed box in my truck. Check my build
     
  4. Apr 16, 2011 at 4:29 PM
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    alexmxman185

    alexmxman185 Keepin' it dirty in Texas

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    tired. and ummmmm tired. lets see what else... oh yea im tired.:yawn:
     
  5. Apr 16, 2011 at 4:41 PM
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    TacoRun

    TacoRun Subd for later..

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    It's actually a nice day outside and I spent it inside all day. Any Laredo Tx members trolling this thread? I was leaving Laredo yesterday and saw a 2nd gen double cab white with a killer looking bumper with a TW sticker on back. Just wondering. Blew the horn a few times but I might have just scared them. Oh this was on fm 359 on the way to Hebronville.
     
  6. Apr 16, 2011 at 5:54 PM
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    alexmxman185

    alexmxman185 Keepin' it dirty in Texas

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    Dammit! I got led into a trap by my gf. "hey if you stop my the mall JUST FOR A SECOND I'll buy you buffalo wild wings". Just a second my ass, been here for an hour! Why does my stomach betray me :(
     
  7. Apr 16, 2011 at 6:13 PM
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    BeardedWeirdo

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    I spent the day car shopping with/for my brother. He knows nothing about car buying. Here's a sample conversation.

    Salesman: So here's the sticker price, the window tinting price, the diesel market adjustment, and finally the final price. Does all this look right?
    Brother: Yeah. Looks good. Does it look good to you? (to me)
    Me: Hold up. Now...this $2500 "diesel market adjustment", can you explain that to me?
    Salesman: That's the market adjusted price because these things are so popular. We add that on ALL of our TDI cars.
    Me: That's bullshit, take it off.
    Salesman: We sell these cars as fast as we get...
    Me: You've got THREE on the showroom floor alone and another dozen on the lot.
    Salesman: Well...we can't take it off. That's our standard.
    Me: Boardwalk VW doesn't do that. I guess we're going to Richardson.
    Salesman: Well, why didn't you go there instead? (He ACTUALLY said this!!!)
    Me: You had the color he wanted. But we're not going to pay $2500 over sticker just because you marked it up for shits and gigs.
    Salesman: Well, I guess I can talk to the owner and see if he will approve it, but we never sell it without the markup.

    My brother was LOLing. 2 minutes later, the $2500 markup was gone. The finance guy asked "So...are you guys friends with the owner? I've never seen one of these go out without the market adjustment."

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  8. Apr 16, 2011 at 7:06 PM
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    tx_shooter

    tx_shooter This place is a cesspool of bfo and spacer lifts

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    Yes, we (my wife and I, Cousin and his wife, and their friends) saw the concert. I'll give them credit - they put on a hell of a concert! It was worth the $5 to get in; the three hour wait might be something different though. Overall we will be doing it again.
     
  9. Apr 16, 2011 at 8:04 PM
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    woody6047

    woody6047 McGrubber

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    :anonymous:

    I was the one that told them they should make it :cool:
     
  10. Apr 16, 2011 at 8:36 PM
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    achirdo

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    okay yall lets play a game....what did i plasti dip tonight?
     
  11. Apr 16, 2011 at 8:40 PM
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    BeardedWeirdo

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    Your dick. Permanent protection yo! Plus chicks love black dicks yo!
     
  12. Apr 16, 2011 at 8:49 PM
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    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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    :spy: :goesintobathroomsercetly:

    but nah i just did my new tool box:D
     
  13. Apr 16, 2011 at 8:51 PM
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    BeardedWeirdo

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    LOL! I bet peeling it off your dong would be painful. More painful than soap getting in it. :eek:
     
  14. Apr 16, 2011 at 8:53 PM
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    alexmxman185

    alexmxman185 Keepin' it dirty in Texas

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    damn my next guess was balls lol
     
  15. Apr 16, 2011 at 8:54 PM
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    achirdo

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    that was last week. get with the program...gosh
     
  16. Apr 16, 2011 at 8:56 PM
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    alexmxman185

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    man its so hard to follow, plasti dipping is endless you can do it to anything!!!:annoyed:
     
  17. Apr 16, 2011 at 8:59 PM
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    BeardedWeirdo

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    I'm installing a Play-Doh Fun Factory ring in my butthole so I can poop star shaped doo-doos.
     
  18. Apr 16, 2011 at 9:03 PM
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    woody6047

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    Wouldnt that make it plasti-dick....

    :rimshot:
     
  19. Apr 16, 2011 at 9:03 PM
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    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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    next week is the whole bed. my 30 gallon pump of plasti dip is getting low...

    please dont do a write up on that :rolleyes:
     
  20. Apr 16, 2011 at 9:07 PM
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    alexmxman185

    alexmxman185 Keepin' it dirty in Texas

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    man i just need to find about 5 grand. then i can just get everything i want for my truck.
    So who is up for donating to the alex's truck mod foundation?!?! :D starting bid is only 3 grand do i have any takers?...
     
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