Whatever

If I drive a trash truck I can pick up girls
From NJ.


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…because they’re trashy.

 

I don't mind being insulted, but yes, it's not for everyone. I get a kick out of all the sarcasm.

I've done some polls with people on my own thread, but it's more of an a la carte menu of my jokes than actually about people. If that makes sense.

And of course there is wisdom in caution and restraint which you exemplify here.

 

Wait... this party is may 17th? @StayinStock isn't that near your birthday???

 

Just get married. Same thing.

 

Everyday is within 364 days of my birthday.

 

So we can throw you a birthday party while we're all in town??

 

Looks like there will be a heck of a sleepover in the cactus patch!

 

I slept 9 hours. That’s more than what I get in two nights typically.

I woke up and my body is like “wtf dude”.

I might just chill today.


Oh here’s some unhinged thoughts “booty slapping galaxy man!”

 

All my friends have birthdays this year!

 

Unless someone's driving me to Tennessee the following weekend I'll miss a hopefully good crawfish boil.

That would have made such a fun trip

 

Just wait for the local ones to run.

 

Local? I don't think that's happening anywhere locally for me lol.

 

Someone forgot to lock their locker so everyone gets their shit fucked up.

 

You show em

 

Pinch da tails, Suck da heads… good stuffs… surprised nobody caught the flip fer y’all Yankees.

 

Uh oh


JerzeeBwah

 

Wut

 

Re poll!!! That’s my birthday!!!!