Whatever

All the more reason not to swim in public pools or sit in public hot tubs.

 

Do you walk outside barefoot?

I'm just practicing my aim anyway and my foot is most certainly not the target.

 

What if you gotta go to the bathroom at Lowes?
I mean, there's a million things that might be kinda gross, I just choose not to worry about them.

 

i always stand uphill!!!

but i also run around without shoes on, like always have..
so my immune system must be baller AF

 

I do not do either of those things

 

The garden section has plenty of plants at various heights. Either that or the try it before you buy it toilet aisle.

 

Those lotion fumes must be getting to you

 

You don’t pee on your feet!

 

THIS!

THIS is why we can’t have nice things…

 

I'm sorry. It was a terrible joke.

 

They always said they’re demo units. I found none of them flushed very well…

 

How good is your aim anyways?

 

I hear you, any repair these days are talking about beaucoup bucks! At least you are unharmed and that’s fortunate.

 

You beat me to it

 

Dafuq is Chiraq ?

 

As many have said… Why da fuq am I awake?
Oh yea, it’s the nurses that come in every two hours turning on the lights!
At least Dey got good coffee and fill my mug fo free!

 

Some people just lost their sense of proportional!