Whatever

Why the fuck you making me sneeze even more?

 

No, he's not quite that large. Pretty sure he's a Turkish van. We weighed him recently and he's 14.5lbs but he has no fupa so he's just a thick boi.

I've been told I have that affect on people

 

Just ‘cause I didn’t warn you, it doesn’t mean that I didn’t care

 

Was he once a Clippers? Too young!

 

He's such a beautiful shit. I see why you put up with him.

 

Does this look like the kind of guy who would take a dump behind the love seat?

 

This reminds me of something...

...something old...













...in simpler times...













...ah, there it is.

 

I drove to town to purchase a fine cold beverage whilst listening to this


As I drove by the track I decided to swing my fat ass in there and knock out a mile or three.


Then, realizing how boring of a day I'm hoping.it to be, I decided to swing by the gun joint, I ended up ordering one of these.




I figure tattoos are the only thing I can take with me when I die, might as well piss away the 7 dollars that I have.
Am I rite @tclavell ??

What say you young @Squirt ??

 

No, sir

1992–1994 Phoenix Suns
1994–1995 Detroit Pistons
1995–1996 Toronto Raptors
1996–1997 Dallas Mavericks
1997–1998 Toronto Raptors
1998–1999 Iraklio
1999 Sacramento Kings
1999–2000 Phoenix Suns

 

You ain't wrong!

 

Do you actually pay for your sodas every day?

 

You think I steal em?

 

Lol no. I used to go-to Panera almost every workday and unless I ordered something extra my drink was always on the house.

I figured your frequency would earn some bit of loyalty

 

No, those cheap bastards dont give me shit other than neon signs. I'd rather have free sodas.

 

My soda store is super sketch (but the sodas are ), dude was getting gas yesterday and started pissing at the pump.
I told the gal working there that I dont come here for the sodas....its the experience.

 

Did you tell Stock Jr to work these sodas into your retirement plan cause it sounds spendy