Whatever

Find a better strip club then

 

a bar you say?!

 

I don’t taste test the “samples”!

 

yes, a very nice bar fully stocked!!
seats like 8 or 10 + picnic table in there
the beer in the fridge is sorted by quality with the swill at the bottom and the good shit at the top

 

I'll bring the 30 rack of Genny Light

 

Holy shit, I just realized my beer fridge is organized the same way

 

My only trips so far this year revolve around weddings and patch/knife shows so I'm only considering them road trips.

But I decided I'm not going to Vegas in May at least and a friend going on my place doesn't know he'll probably be referred to as Tiffany 2.0 or fake Tiffany

 

Lol

the first time i went over there and opened the fridge, i was like 'yo, you sorted these?' and he just laughed
now, do you have a mason jar of shine in the freezer?

 

Uhhhhhhhh



You want apple or peach?

 

peach is my favorite!

 

Realistically it needs thrown out. Both been in there since 2022, can't be any good anymore and I really don't need to shit myself all evening. The apple is Everclear so may be still good.

 

Throwing out Moonshine?

 

I understand what you mean, but there is the peaches on the bottom. I don't really drink the stuff nor do I want to risk it

 

Blasphemy!!

 

Don't chew on the powerlines!!!

 

Spicy Twizzlers

 

Its in alcohol...nothing gonna survive that...

 

That boi aint right in head...

 

Sounds like a decent weight loss plan. I'm down. Send it my way