1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

And lots of salted butter

 

They’re everywhere around here and Pasadena/Arcadia consider them protected species so I doubt they’d be too fond of people hunting them lol. The males are territorial AF too, like geese they’ll chase your ass down

 

They were all over Corona also. They would even hide in the orange groves and noise as hell.

 

yeah we would get them around our old house in Monrovia. Next door to us in Glendora they are all over as well. They scream like banshees in mating season. And they will scratch the shit out of your car trying to fight their own reflections

 

https://youtu.be/G8g_7CDwbmI?si=liP6CuUXRwT2ddnF

 

Took a sick day

 

Young one attacked a 5 year old kid out here last year in Malibu state park (just read about it), tried dragging it off into the forest but the kid's dad got him free


https://ktla.com/news/local-news/ne...n-that-attacked-5-year-old-boy-in-calabassas/

 

Well Dangit

 

Price cut 2.5 million

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6650-Evan-Hewes-Hwy-Winterhaven-CA-92283/240348232_zpid/

 

Never heard of Winterhaven, looks like it's in the middle of the desert fumbuck nowhere CA on the border with Mexico...$12m seems kinda nuts. Maybe it includes the value of the underground drug trade tunneling network

 

Hey it's only $80.5k/month after your $2.5m down payment.

 

100% shit hole. It includes all the toys, that is what counts for all the value.

 

Who doesn't have that just laying around.

 

Let's split it, you me and James

 

I wonder, does rich-people real estate even work on those terms? Is anybody actually writing an 80k mortgage payment every month?

 

Apparently not, must be waiting for rates to come down

 

These people usually have millions of dollars in portfolio assets and either sell something off to buy it outright or make a huge down payment, or borrow against one of their other high value assets but either way yeah...they aren't really feeling that cost. Rich people problems

 

another path is if they get a mortgage with balloon payments so they dont have to pay much if at all month to month. then they sell the home and pocket equity before the balloon payments are due

 

#richpeopleschemes