1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You know some mom was like 'who the hell sent their kid to school like this in this rain'

 

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Oh I used to worry about that kind of thing at first, but you soon learn that every parent worries about that shit because literally every single kid has their own quirks about getting dressed or wearing shoes, or some other thing. You have to pick and choose your battles lol.

There's one kid in her class that never wears shoes. Shows up shoeless and never puts any on. Another whose name changes every week (this week it's "Sausage"). There's no point in worrying what the other parents think because every kid is an oddball in their own way lol.

 

As a dude that takes his kid along with him on his errands, concur

Only thing worse than the awkward small talk they attempt to do is the glare you get when the kid is in shorts and it's 70 out - like wtf woman 70 is warm and y'all are wearing sweaters out here

 

I definitely pull up in the oldest shitbox of a car to drop her off every morning, if anything that's probably what I'm being judged for

 

"Is that your grandpa?"

 

I don't expect those comments until I start going gray and losing hair which thankfully is still some years off

 

Shiiit we both lucked out with the lack of hair loss

But dammit these gray hairs are coming in hot

 

Just on my face so far my dad went from his normal self to Gandalf the Gray overnight in his early 50s so that's what I'm basing my future on. Though I think the market crash in 08 coinciding with my parent's divorce probably had something to do with that.

 

I loved my first gen forester for this reason. The field of view was unmatched. I’d take another one of those if I could grind a rust free one with newer head gaskets.

 

if you pretend they arent there, they arent there right

i seem to be mustering a few too. they accent the broom and pointy hat

 

No shit you had a subie huh

Is that why you keep wanting to go back to one?

 

I had Grey hairs come in when I was 19, every ex of mine roasted me for it

 

That's called stress brosef

 

Not always, hair follicles just be vibin sometimes. I had a friend that was totally salt and pepper in high school, the look worked for him actually. But he was a chill dude.

 

I've seen it a few times as a natural thing sure

But have you seen James posts?

Dude's hair never had a chance

 

So you think.

 

My dad was the same, going gray in high school, fully white hair for as long as I can remember.

 

Be like a New Yorker -- use the station car -- or public transportation -- where cars are an albatross.

 

You think 2 kids expedites the process?