Whatever

Woot

 

Never really cared for a forecast that uses the words damaging and strong.

 

Perhaps you were rich enough to know better?

 

As sung by Prince…

 

And a Danny Bonnaduce to you to ma’am!

 

I just don't like the hail part - -
The rest is

IF I am destined to die in a tornado, so be it...
Lots of other dumber AF ways I have almost died thus far

 

It’s a miracle most of us survived ourselves… too smart for Darwin.
Unlike these everyone gets a trophy and “bag is not a toy” derivatives that need to be told “Coffee is hot”.

 

Oh, I’m also with you… Hail is by far the most damaging thing that isn’t just random. It ruins roofs, damages cars, and generally fubars things…

 

....yeah....
preventing people from doing dumb shit has caused us to evolve to be dumb people
guess we are gonna find out how that works out . . .

 

exactly, hail will fuck up my car/truck and won't total it [not that i want that to happen either]
then for the rest of the time i own it, it will look like a pimple faced teenager
which will drive me insane-

knock on wood, hasn't happened yet

 

Enter the movie: Idiocracy

 

Some people arent far from that...

 

I need a minimum 5 acre buffer before we hit that point!!
And a pallet of ammo

 

I knew that… just making a crossover. Wasn’t sure you knew how to read…

 

Not enough ammo to rid the world of stupids

 

IDGAF about that..
That ship sailed long ago

I just need to be in a defensible position with enough like minded neighbors, such that the dumphucks of the world know better than to come up in my holler kinda thing-

 

You gotta protect yourself and give them ammo.