AZ BS Thread 4²0

Fuck Tesla and anyone who still drives one. If that offends you, you’re the problem.

 

why is that?

 

I may pick one up for my work commute, probably cheap now...

 

Some people get triggered easily

 

personally I didnt like the taxpayer benefits that helped people buy cars that are basically coal power stored in cancer engines

 

Funny, I work at a coal fired power plant. So I might as well use the power I help generate.

 

nothing wrong with a coal plant keeping us all alive
people can bitch about where their power comes from all they want while enjoying A/C in phx

its the smugness that gets me

 

They're fast af and make fart noises when you honk the horn. What more could one ask for in an automobile?

 

The ability to control the Air conditioning and wipers with a physical knob or button... I work Valet for my college job, and screw all these cars with "high tech" controls all integrated to the screen for PRNDL or Air con/wipers. dumb. all dumb

 

That, and they let you charge your car

 

Isn't that voice controlled as well? I imagine the owner can control all that from their phone. I read something about a dog mode feature that keeps the ac/heat on while you run errands. Kinda neat.

 

"how the fuck do i turn the ac on" doesn't turn it on. can verify that.

AND TURN SIGNAL BUTTONS ON THE STEERING WHEEL??? who the fuck designed that shit

 

Me and the boys in rented Teslas

 

Saw this on Netflix so I decided to re-watch it. Ned Flanders was the best.

 

I'm onboard with relentless bullying of cybertruck owners but vandalism and starting fights? Miss me with that.

Tesla has always sucked ass, I think the only good feature is the integrated dash cams and sentry mode. Way more cars should have that... not like insurance premiums would ever go down but more H&R drivers would get dicked down by the law and that would be a great thing.

Problem is I would be incoherently angry all the time with PRNDL on a screen and no knobs.

 

I like how people are now putting those "I bought this before I knew he was crazy" stickers on their cars. I hope you bought that car before 2018, otherwise you should have already known he was a POS for accusing that Thailand rescuer for being a pedo.

I'm most excited about DOGE redoing the system for Social Security. Most projects like that take years to implement a new software, they are going to do it in a few months. When the SS checks stop coming in, people are going to lose their fucking minds.

 

All this manufactured outrage is a hoot...people need to go outside and touch some fucking grass

 

I just saw a terrible meme...

Spoiler

"When you realize you can freely drive around with swastikas on your tesla and people will just assume it got vandalized"

I nearly did a spit take but daaaaamn lol.