Whatever

I hate Disney, with a passion...
It is expensive AF
And fuckin tourists . . . .

Living in Florida for so long instilled me with a great hate of tourists and all of their idiotic behavior [driving being #1]

And also the FL resident pass for Disney, who in their right mind would wanna do that???
It gives you a discount on the entrance fee for a year - can go as much as you want - whoopdeefreakindo
But WHY???
You still gotta pay for: parking, food, water, air, gator bait, alcohol if you take kids with you [cause how else will you not lose your shit??]
I bet Disney makes a fuck tonne off those crackheads


If someone tells me they have a timeshare in Orlando, I run away as fast as possible!





/rant

 

As a parent, I hate it because I have to pay

 

But as a parent it's also fun to watch your kids have fun and be a kid yourself

 

Spoiler

I have a timeshare in Orlando

 

Been to Disney World once. Disneyland about 8 times I think. But I get the Tourist thing, once summer really hits here we get all the campers. And then there's hunting season.....and it's the same thing. But I grew up in Disney family where I got to watch my mom become a kid. Disney World was an early bday and graduation present. Cause we went in February of 2015

 

And watch out for Pedos

 

It's also fun the watch the parents completely lose their minds on their kids that are stoned on candy, dole whips and adrenaline

 

Don't go during school breaks, or in the summer... February has always been the best time. And the rain don't hurt

 

I'm a fan of Disney.... In fact, the wife and I just took a trip not too long ago with just the two of us. Usually, the earlier in the week you go, the better. A Tuesday crowd is way different than a Friday - Saturday crowd.

 

Never had the chance to do a trip with just my significant other, I'm sure that was a blast

 

Not really. I hate spending money

 

I get it. But some things are worth the price

 

Kind of helps that my son and I hate rollercoasters.

 

My wife literally had to force him to go on the roller coasters. I didn’t.

 

You ever considered an Older man..asking for a friend

 

Oldest I've done things with is 40...

 

We took my kid to Disney World when he was in 2nd grade, told my wife I was planning on hating it but I really had a good time. Luckily there were no crowds, we were there 3 days and never had to wait over 5-10 minutes to ride anything. And turkey legs.

 

We gonna get like 10" of rain in the next 3 days.