Whatever

Nope, sunset… it’s better. That was the 80s, so may be a lost art. Same as godfather.

 

pretty sure that’s a daddy long legs. It’s that time of year…..harmless

 

Are you snoring?

 

Lemme borrow it for these pesky spiders.

I think so. I was going to say brown recluse or possibly cellar spider. Gotta keep that rolled up newspaper close by.

 

That's what I was thinking also

 

Whatever spider it is I'd tell it to gtfo. We get big ass wolf spiders here and I make the other half get rid of them and all spiders. He catches them and puts them outside lol. If he doesn't I must kill them.

 

Wasp spray and a lighter… fine control…long reach…incinerator.

 

With all due respect, definitely not a daddy long legs. Its a house spider, most likely a recluse. They're completely harmless if they dont bite you.

 

I always liked that opening…
With all due respect…
I’m not racist, but…
No offense, but…
I’m not prejudiced, but…

Oh yea,

 

You sure?



it’s very rare to see a brown recluse in Phoenix

 

I didnt use the word but.

Also....I'm correct.

 

Basically

 

Its rare to see them at all, hence the name recluse.
They like attics n'shit, I'll wager that's some form of indoorsy spider, probably a recluse.

 

❤️

 

Daddy longlegs, also known as harvestmen, are not true spiders, while brown recluses are. Brown recluses are identifiable by their violin-shaped marking on their back and uniformly colored, non-spiny legs, while daddy longlegs have long, thin legs and a round body.
Here's a more detailed comparison:
Brown Recluse:
Appearance:
Brown, tan, or even darker with a distinct violin-shaped marking on their cephalothorax (where the legs attach). They have uniformly colored legs without spines.
Size:
Typically small, about 1/4 to 1/2 inch body length, with a leg span of about 1 1/4 to 2 inches.
Behavior:
They are often found in dark, dry places like corners of rooms, under objects, or in storage areas.

 

We need further evidence! @MGMDesertTaco please fish it out of the toilet for close up photos