Whatever

Yeah, my fast ass dont run.

 

Mines been kinda weak lately....

 

I hate running plus bad heel and knee

 

I've always hated running.

 

Me too, even when I played softball back in the day. Just not a runner. But also chunky lol

 

@PhilMaCrackin ❤️
Word on the street is that you are ready to pass the torch. You have wielded it with grace, dignity, prowess, and humility. Only on rare occasions did you suck.
I think this warrants a pole: ‘Who gets forced to take the wheel of this shipwreck?’
Let’s be honest. Stock was OG and had that certain lilt to his diction. @OneGiraffe knocked it out of the park for what seemed like way not long enough. @FishnTx represented with honor as well, although we all were forced to disable our spellcheck in our brains.
Yours truly was a disaster with the singular upside of some awesome ‘have you ever” polls!
Y’all throw some names out and we will do it Vatican style! We will vote, light something on fire, and anoint the next leader of this truly impressive thread. Jerry Seinfeld can kiss our asses!! Or shave them……
Good call @StayinNancy

 

I always kinda envied the cross-country runners in school, I remember seeing them running all over town. I wouldn't run 50 yards if I could get out of it.

 

I did that for a bit - then those girls were all kinds of bitchy future karens, so I started running sprints with the other girls..
I was told I was pretty fast for a white girl!!
Way more fun, way less stress

 

It seemed much longer…..

 

We need a young Stud in here …these nursing home folks are dragging us down

 

Well @Gritto seems like we have found us what we call a "Volunteer"

Tread carefully @MonkeyNutz

 

I always think people look miserable when I see them run so it's never been appealing to me hahaha. I was also a smoker for a long time but even now that I'm not, I'm still not interested. My body couldn't handle it anyway so it's a good thing I guess.

 

I figured you as a hurdler.

I like to talk.

 

I vote @Squirt

 

Yeah, they all acting like they enjoying it but they aint.

 

Whoah whoah. What have I been nominated for

 

So, you have bursts but no stamina?!
Hope you are doing well! This place wouldn’t be the same without you.
You know, you would make a great OP!!