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  1. Apr 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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    https://youtu.be/S-wmvHXOie0
     
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    Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

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    Because they don’t have the guts.
     
    Gazza, May 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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    What’s the last thing that went through the mosquito’s mind when he hit the windshield

    His rear end
     
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    Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

    Because he was outstanding in his field…
     
    Gazza, May 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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    What’s the leading cause of dry skin?




    Towels
     
    TacoGeeloor, May 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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    My wife got mad at me and told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

    I manned up and put my foot down!
     
    TacoGeeloor, May 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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    Why did the cop arrest the duck?




    It was selling quack
     
    TacoGeeloor, May 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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    A termite walks into a bar and asks…

    Where’s the bar tender?
     
    Pointeman, May 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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    2 cannibals were eating a clown. One paused and said…

    Does this taste funny to you?
     
    Pointeman, May 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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    What's a flamingo doing when it's standing on one leg?





    Holding up the other one.
     
    KactusJack, May 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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    So. Many. Stickers.
    What's the most reliable part of the body?



    Your fingers. You can always count on 'em
     
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    You can tell its Sunday morning... we're all on a roll
     
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    What are the strongest days of the week?


    Saturday and Sunday…all the others are weekdays
     
    TacoGeeloor, May 4, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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    Why is Sunday always calm?

    Because it knows the rest is history.
     
    Gazza, May 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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    What’s the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke?




    One letter
     
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    Back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the Mayo for delivery in Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after it's stop in NY, but it sunk. Mexicans, who were crazy about mayonnaise, were at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which we now know as Cinco de Mayo .... Happy 5/5 ]
     
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    Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase for his long trip?



    Because he was traveling light
     
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    What's a shark's favorite saying?



    "Man overboard!"
     
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    How about: "He was a light traveler"

    Maybe???
     
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    My son was chewing on electrical cords, I had to ground him.

    He’s doing better currently, he’s conducting himself properly.
     
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