Dad jokes

Get out!

 

I find those types to be "short fused" with a flip of the switch.

 

I had a neighbor who was dead short

 

That can be far better than being all amp'd up.

 

My other neighbor thought he was quite the gardener. His wife was always telling me he didn’t have enough hose.

 

I was born at a very young age.

My parents moved alot...
But I always found them.

 

Possibly in his wiring but most likely just a shocking phase.

 

Letter S?

 

Unlike the last one with the large jugler vain

 

What do you call an Old West sheriff with indigestion?

Wyatt Burp

 

I submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

 

I was born in El Paso because I wanted to be close to my mother...



Don't focus on the city name.

 

What do you call an Old West medical convention?

Doc Holliday

 

D and B

 

North Koreas rocket to the sun exploded. Kim said “Next time we go at night”.

 

I’ve made love to beautiful women on three continents and have the receipts to prove it.

 

Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should've left him in the garden.

 

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk and your car. Come back in an hour and see which one is glad to see you.

 

A disappointed Lois Lane and a chagrined Superman in bed. Lois says “ Man of steel my foot but yes, faster than a speeding bullet.”

 

letter S?

a complex sarcasm