1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Sounds pretty homiesexual to me, please continue

 

Have access to the full corporate Copilot AI thing through work now, it is really good at automating tasks through Microsoft software, like it has been trained on their catalog way more than I'd have thought. Making my hand scripted things seem like a waste of time, it came up with easier ways to do things I've already scripted... and if instead of prompting in plain English, I can feed it one of my own scripts with no context it can tell me what it does and even simplify it in some ways.

 

marrying the homies for health insurance >>

 

I uh... yeah, well you see... common law states... uh. Yeah I may or may not have looked into this

 

So I hope your guys’ night went better than mine, Harley freaked out while sleeping on our bed last night at 2am and jumped on my face gouging my eyelid. Got super lucky it didn’t go all the way through and blind me. At urgent care now to get some eye drops or something to ward off infection, nasty ass litter box claws right in my eyehole



so yeah that was fun, waking up suddenly in pain with my hands covered in blood lol. I didn’t know wtf had happened at first, nearly threw the fucker off the second story railing when I realized what happened

 

Sorry dude, that's awful. Be careful when walking with your spouse in public now. When in doubt just say you walked into a door

 

Amen! We had a Santaro bless us and sign the paperwork and dropped it off at the courthouse! No stress, no drama and no expense. We put a down payment on a house instead!

 

Nice!

 

We got married in a state park (Redwoods, Big Basin) for a $100 permit. The only thing was they couldn’t guarantee that random park visitors wouldn’t try and crash our wedding lol. It was small though, about 40 people. We got married by some shaman therapist Rebecca knew about, neither of us wanted a priest. There was a lot of sage that’s what I remember.

the most expensive part was the reception after and the wedding photographer. Think all in we spent less than $10k on ours. Well below the average cost of roughly $40k.

 

holy shit!! i hope you heal up ok and that it doesnt bother you too much in the meantime

 

oh god that can be so awkward

i bruise really easily and for no reason and get pulled aside for the “everything OK at home?” prompt. doesnt matter what you say they dont believe you

 

Sucks! Sorry man…

I got a nasty cut on my lip this same way once. He got spooked by the dog and apparently my face was the shortest path to safety.

 

shit I think we have this too but I have not used it... there are a ton of excel spreadsheet crosschecks I apparently need to figure out now

 

Every fucking time

 

When Sofia got closed lined by Dex's leash on the beach a couple years ago she had a rope burn across her nose and a black eye from it - we had to make sure we were very clear with her school before she went in the next day about what happened. They teachers still made sure to ask her for her side of the story after we dropped her off, which is totally fine and I would expect them to

 

gotta follow this Darryl Dixon looking dude for some epic puns/dad jokes

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ9wr6yIYEr/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

Its funny because for years he's slept on our bed right above my pillow and I've always joking wondered what would happen if he ran across our face, and there have been a couple close calls but I never thought he would actually fucking do it. Once in 14 years I guess isn't bad. Although if I had lost my eye I'd probably think differently lol.

He ain't sleeping on the bed any more I can tell you that