Moles

We need bike on here to explain how to humanely remove them.

 

Has no one ever heard of the ole flare and hose trick?

Shove hose down a hole and crank the sumbitch all the way up.

OR light a few road flares stick them in all the wholes you can find.

Ideally, it should be like playing whack-a-mole. Only I'd highly suggest a shotgun and multiple guys. Just wait a for a head to pop up and its game on.

Just a suggestion I heard about once

 

This is what you want:
http://www.rodenator.com/

 

dude. i wonder how you make one of those cause thats by far the coolest suggestion yet

Chris! make me this!

 

Whoa... that looks pretty damn cool! Although, if you think your lawn is torn up now...

 

Mostly oxygen mixed with a little propane. Maybe someone local owns one?

 

Coming from personal experience, this will work very well and your grass will love the excess carbon dioxide. basically just attach a bunch of hoses to your exhaust pipe. run them to the holes or path way. make a tight seal into the ground with dirt and turn the truck on. let it run for an hour or so. all the moles are dead and the grass got a good meal for the day. it works exceptionally well. this was taken two years ago and to this day there are no problems. all your neighbors will be thoroughly impressed as well

 

wow thats serious! good idea!

 

I'd try some of these: I personally have 3 solar powered ones, they work.

 

You got to get inside there head!!!!

 

This is going to end in disaster...

 

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we use poison at my place that always works. we have the industrial stuff you put on the the stick inside the trap (a poison kebab if you will haha). break some of that off and stick it down the holes. . . . another really effective (and cheap) trick is chewing gum. take you some, give it a good chew and stick it down in the holes (i poke holes with some re-bar). they start to chew, choke, and die!

 

Wow Nate 2 acres! What are your plans for that property? I grew up on 2 and a half acres and I spent all day on stuff there when I was a kid. So much space you almost never left home-everything to do was in your backyard. I miss those days. You must be exited
by the way I had heard of tossing sticks of gum down the holes-they try to eat it and choke on it

 

He has 2 acres given to him because people were tired of seeing him walk around naked and masturbating furiously all the time.

 

glad im not the only one.

 

Lots of these

 

Really? I pay him latex and body paint to get hi res webcam action.

 

ive got like 15 acres, plenty of space. pm me and i'll hook you up to the vid link . . . . (jk of course! lol)