Whatever

Love my speed loader

 

Can I get some of that?

Will ya deliver?

 

On my way!!!

 

Please swap your mode of transportation to Idk how long I can wait

 

Get one of these, it's magic. I use with my bonsai trees when I have questions but since we water bonsai almost every day, esp in summer I don't always need it.

$8 Gouevn Soil Moisture Meter, Plant Moisture Meter Indoor & Outdoor, Hygrometer Moisture Sensor Soil Test Kit Plant Water Meter for Garden, Farm, Lawn (No Battery Needed)

https://www.amazon.com/Gouevn-Moisture-Outdoor-Hygrometer-Battery/dp/B07RDDLCBJ?sr=8-6

 

I typically pay $20 for 2 myself, and I bake one for lunch and one for dinner. Add a vegetable. Done.

 

Yep, if the surface is dry or if you stick your finger in the soil and it's dry, time to water. Drier climates, a sprtiz with a spray bottle is good or the mist setting on a garden hose's head.

 

Nothing makes a pretty girl unattractive more than a vape and a septum piercing.

 

British teeth?

 

Good morning all from the state with the best soil in the USofA

 

Fact check true. Maybe you saw it.

 

Long nails too. They need not be longer than the tip of the finger. No polish preferred. If polish, the clear stuff is acceptable.

 

See above

 

I fell back asleep texting my buddy whose driving to boise, now awake, overslept, annoyed, now hydrating and then will make coffee.
I also roast my own beans

 

Wait….. I fucked that up!!!

I’ll do better

 

See above now!!!

You have some work to do!

 

Did you breastfeed?
That’s really personal.

Are you still currently?
That’s really really personal.


What do you do (or did) for a living?
IT.
Were you successful ?

I make a decent living.
Yes, we absolutely fucking do!!!


Do you have kids? Why or why not?
Yes, 4 trees that I’m grooming into bonsai.

Does your grandma like you?
My grandmothers have passed away.

What do you do for fun in your free time?
Bonsai, travel, vintage BMX, model railroad, vintage R/C builds, MotoGP, F1, 3rd wave coffee


Have you ever been suspended from school and why?
Once for a very short fight, after telling the school a kid got caught beating off and bribed the kid who caught him with a box of oreos. He tried to punch me at my locker, I punched his glasses off and then the fight was over.

How many times a week do ya
50-60

Ever been caught ?
Only by Jesus.

What’s your most embarrassing story?
Getting caught beating off by Jesus.

Do people like you?
Once they get to know my Johnson size yes.


What are your expectations about being in the Whatever family?
PLUR.


If your mom and girlfriend swapped bodies, but their minds stayed who they were
I’m not answering this………lol
(mom in gf body but moms mind, gf in moms body but gf mind)

And the only way to swap them back was to boink one…… Which do you choose to boink?

What’s you favorite color?
Anything 80s, Miami Vice colors. Fluorescents.

 

It’s 90 here with 78% humidity I want to die

 

Many of this group will disagree beyond the long nail part (past an inch or so).
@OneGiraffe often offers great selections…