Jeeps and ducks tacos and ?

Sitting at our 1 stoplight this morning and the taco behind me had critters on the dash . Looking thru the rearview my eyes guessed pigs ?
Once out of town they passed me and they appeared to be either pigs or cats ? Is there a thing with taco owners doing what the jeepsters do ?

 

The dash is not a shelf!

 

One can certainly hope. Not.

 

That reminded me of a joke / tale that had lots of bad words that I didn't really care to remember.

 

Our Wisconsin group has turtles.
I started last year when at an
event ducks were being handed out to the Jeep.
Everyone in our group gets 1 turtle, and that's it. No more.
Our group consists of Tacomas, 4Runners, an 80 series Landcruiser, Tundra and yes even a Jeep.
The reason I chose a turtle is because we my be slower than the Jeeps but we always get there.
In fact the off road park we go to the staff likes us. Because we slow things down. Too many people not obeying the rules.
Like I said, just 1 turtle per vehicle.

 

I just so happen to know what you may be referring to.
Neighbors move, leave duck behind.
Johnny goes and gets duck
Takes it home, dad says you can't keep duck.
Off to town to sell duck.
Runs into Suzy, Suzy says I'll give you a **** for the duck, so off to the bushes they go.
Johnny continues to town, on his way back from town, he runs into Suzy who's taking the duck to town, Johnny says I'll tell you what, needless to say off to the bushes again. Then brakes squall, they come running out and a trucker ran over the duck. Here kid, 2 bucks for your duck. Johnny returns home and dad asks how the duck sale went. So Johnny explained the adventure. LOT of the F bombs in the tale.

 

Pigs enjoy wallowing in the mud and don't get stuck.

 

Once upon a time
I knew a man who always wore striped overalls. More often than not he had a dried tobacco juice line running from his mouth.
His overall pockets all had stuff in them, of course the chest pocket had a pouch of Redman . His Ford pickup of the time 70s was a collection center. On the dash was mail, newspapers plus a big brass spittoon and tools of the need. If you had to be a passenger you had a task before seating.

He happened to own several fried chicken joints. One would not have guessed he was a millionaire of the time. My dashboard is clean lol.

 

I prefer bobble head dolls in hula skirts

 

see?!? that's what you get for being poor!

if you were just a little messier with your vehicle, you could be rich! rich i tell you!

you could also be a kevin or a samantha. i don't judge.