Whatever

Man of his words

 

My new dating bio:

If we date, you don’t have to worry about me cheating — not because I’m a moral high ground kind of person, but because I’m mid ugly, socially drained, and honestly too tired to lie, sneak around, or coordinate the logistics of infidelity. And honestly, when I find someone who feels like peace, I’d never risk losing that.

 

It won’t work

 

Only if you make >$200K yr, >6' tall own your own house

 

I don’t think it’s a requirement of what you do after you retire to move to another base for housing. We’re not military/feds. She just relocated and took our job offer.

 

That chance of rain number don’t mean shit. It rains when it wants to. That’s just a guess at whether you’ll get wet.

 

MD DNR is hiring, there's that, and your used to swampassery

https://dnr.maryland.gov/Pages/default.aspx

 

so, you're single ?

 

I feel like with enough sunscreen and a pool that I could be fine with that.

 

and, someone to serve you drinks ?

 

I got you Lady...

 

New Pole:

Weed?
Yes
No
I don't smoke but I also don't care

One answer only

 

We have cocktails too