1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I'm not that young!

 

Get in kids, we're going to soccer practice.

 

Like River with his X's sounding like K's....never gets old asking him to say 'fox'

 

ah so just naive then eh

 

This muscle milk got me feelin jacktose intolerant

 

That stuff and the protein kind of drinks always made me super bloated. That's what I get for skipping an actual small breakfast.

 

are we on the same meal plan?

 

Yeah honestly not my favorite. But I can't eat enough calories. I don't have that much hunger

 

I just hope we're not on the same sewer system

 

Those chicharrones are calling out to me

 

Yea someone call the honey truck for a pump out, just seeing that picture made my stomach bubble

 

would recommend, the seasoning is like spicy cool ranch doritos

this is my “compromise” because i will either skip eating or eat substantially worse

 

maybe you’re not on the right kibble

 

What kind of hostage situation are you playing with your gut?

 

I have the opposite problem, keeping my calorie intake lower.

Meanwhile I broke down and bought a gallon of ice cream from a local dairy. Pretty sure I can finish the whole thing in two sittings.

IN MY DEFENSE, I haven't bought ice cream in probably over a year.

 

Going to Target in a bit so we'll see what kinda fat kid snacks I can find

 

Nah, there's some weird intolerance somewhere, but my insurance is being dumb and trying to get into a gastro is almost impossible.

 

Target? Damn, flexin' all over us with that one.