Whatever

Randoes from test drove



they have a 392 here

 

It was all Ann’s for me… also, beyond the Teslas, there were a disproportionate number of angry Indian (India) women that learned to drive in Mumbai (Bombay). I thought OUR assholes we’re bad…

 

Is that how you’re labeling yourself now?

 

The Hot Crazy Matrix always applies. Will keep Anns in mind, I don't think I've encountered an Ann since high school. I don't think parents are naming their daughters Ann much today.

"Strippers, girls named Tiffany, this is where you car gets keyed, your tires get slashed, you end up in jail......."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg&t=157s

 

My routine last week was coffee (either home or Caribou), beer, old fashions….

 

Before or after the cuffs?

 

Had my first old fashioned back home in Wisco last summer at a supper club....whiskey old fashion. I never understood the allure. Now I do.

 

I’m alive!

 

Her test drove.. I was lookin fer next time dark grey rubicon

 

aint got no 3rd row, reckon you could strap dem boys in the bed with ratchet straps...

 

Got dem 2nd row seets !

 

@OneGiraffe - As promised…
New Bloody Mary picks



neat little find on my trip…

 

Yes

 

Walmart report:
I was +30min so it was a wee bit busier than expected
Also, lots of "foreigners" and by that I simply mean not country folks
I did see my mail lady at the pharmacy tho and we said hey
Then I got my few groceries and was told to have a blessed day by a few nice ladies

OTW out of the lot I saw this asshole so I doubled back to get a pic. I've seen a jerk off do this before a few weeks back but I was trying to leave not document it.



THEN, even tho it was 1030 on a Saturday, I swung by Johnson's to see if they were busy (Saturdays usually fuct there) and nope!!! So I got me a cheeseburger n fries.


Then I stopped by the corner sto and grabbed me an Andes Mint ice cream sandwich for later

 

That's a bad one. I mean like, fucking walk an extra 20 feet.

I always park in BFE and yet, someone always parks right next to me. I could park in the very last spot, furthest from the door and someone will park right next to me.

Good catch @amyracecar

On my 2nd cup of coffee.

I was checking the address of the Walmart by me, and it says it is in Chapel Hill. So I am assuming what you mentioned previously was about what county it falls in? I'm not sure what county the Chapel Hill Walmart is in. Maybe it's Alamance.

I usually go to the UNC campus Target for consumables.

I get all my Mrs. Meyers products from ACE. I am a MRS MEYERS WHORE. LOL Dish soap, air freshener, laundry detergent, the scents are so authentic.

 

Who dafuq lives in Idaho or Spokane

 

Is that a gas station Cheeseburger?

I know people from up north don't know this, and think it is weird, but some of the best food is often cooked in a gas station. Now it can go the other way too and be awful.

We used to go to a gas station up in Youngsville that had a burger counter. My coworkers would play that TV screen bingo/lotto shit and we'd get lunch.

That said, CHARGRILL is fucking undefeated. Anyone who comes to NC, I'm taking you to Al's Burger Shack or Chargrill. You can smell that char smell for miles.


I'm behaving, so no cheeseburgers for me. Today is Salmon and Veggies for dinner.