1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Deep bro

 

In some ways it's a worse scenario really. You don't know what is going to get you

 

Can the snail swim?

 

I figured no but it could always hitch a ride on a boat or plane if it knows where you are at all times

 

Aquatic snails are a thing so I just figured it would not be impeded by water but it would probably have to follow the ocean floor however deep that may be

 

Also if I happen to die anytime soon, I give you all permission to say “looks like the snail finally got him” at my funeral

 

You know some random 1st genner was gonna ask about a used driveshaft only to b line it with all the immortal snail talk

 

I thought I was the one

 

This reminds me of that Australian guy that was dared to eat a slug and got paralyzed from a brain parasite

 

Im putting that on your grave stone

 

lunch on deck

 

I opened this page and feel like I just walked into a room and everyone is stoned but me.

 

Does it have to touch your skin. Or just touch you in general. What if i just wear a hazmat suit

 

What a great ad that just came up in town today. They took that photo and decided that’ll do I guess.

 

Its a fake post with that price

 

Idk it has almost 300k miles - might be real but just a boomer

 

I kind of doubt it It's in good condition and it's too cheap either way