Anybody live in Seattle and willing to help

**First off: sorry to post this on the forum if its the wrong place; i'm sure no one outside of my area is interested in my troubles on the topic.

hello everyone, I just picked up my first Tacoma a few weeks ago and have caught the upgrade bug pretty hard. I recently recieved a Toytec lift in the mail and need help installing the bad boy. The only shop around that would put it on is asking $599 for install!!! I don't have much experience in doing this kind of stuff, but if someone was willing to help I would be very much thankful. i'll supply the beer and food and your choice of of fifth gallon as a gift! Let me know; thank you.

 

Beer dont cut it. We want moonshine steaks and air fare. We will come, look, drink, eat and leave. Come up with a plan and come back another day. Deal

Welcome to TW.

 

LOL!!! Love it!! Fine, I'll throw in a steak and some strong @ss hooch; no airfare though!!

 

Cool, a Tacoma right outside of Tacoma!

 

If I knew a damn thing about upgrading suspension (and didn't live over 3,000 miles away), I would be all over this!

Free Beer and Steak!

Oh, Welcome to TW!

 

I've never done a lift before but i'm sure i could figure it out if i drank enough beer. I'd try to help out if i didnt live on the opposite coast

 

Yeah right. Stay out of this Einstein . This is my piece of action.

 

Maybe we should do it together. A drunk redneck that hates Cannucks and a drunk Cannuck that hates rednecks. He'd end up with a truck at stock height, lift parts scattered all over his yard, no beer, and empty fridge, blood on the driveway and one of us passed out in the street and the other throwing up in the bushes. So what do you say Themaster? Wanna go put on a lift?

 

Did anyone else notice that TheMaster cleverly never said he would do any work?

 

I noticed, i just figured that was starndard Canadian work ethic...

 

Shut up nd, shut up .

 

I dont think so Bird Man. There is a 100 percent chance I will stab you as soon as you arrive. NO DEAL!

 

You guys are hillarious! I actually grew up in Tacoma, WA so it's only fitting that I drive a Tacoma.

Here is a little fun fact for you: DMX named his son Tacoma

 

Then its understood that for his 16th birthday DMX buys him a Tacoma and then "pimps his ride"

 

Just as well, there's a pretty good chance i would just throw up and fall down before the fight started

 

That's great. I'll bring my chain saw so I can give you that circumcision you always wanted.

 

Hey Tacomafinally,

Dont feel neglected. We are communicating in code to determine who is most suitable to help you with your job. So hang in there and we'll have an answer for you in the near future right before you are about the trade it in for a Ford or something like that .

Keep the Steak, hooch and the 5th gallon in a safe place till then.

 

chainsaw sounds about right as far as size goes....

 

Its a big chain saw alright. You'll be impressed but too bad you'll be passed out. Don't worry about size, I've sharpened pencils before .