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Low Down, Awful Jobs

  1. Tacoma World Moderator

    54.5%
  2. Po Po

    22.7%
  3. Bee Keeper

    9.1%
  4. Podiatrist

    9.1%
  5. Trash Man

    18.2%
  6. Snake Charmer

    13.6%
  7. Spider Hunter

    13.6%
  8. Skydiving Instructor

    13.6%
  9. Proctologist

    36.4%
  10. Phlebotomist

    18.2%
  11. Psychiatrist

    13.6%
  12. Gynecologist

    45.5%
  13. Rodeo Clown

    27.3%
  14. Killer Whale Trainer

    13.6%
  15. Rake Manufacturer

    27.3%
  16. Cowboy

    9.1%
  17. Any Retail Job

    50.0%
  18. Carney

    27.3%
  19. Porta Pot Cleaner

    40.9%
  20. Shoe Salesman

    13.6%
  21. Whatever OP

    45.5%
  22. Septic Sucker

    40.9%
  23. Telemarketer

    27.3%
  24. Customer Service Advisor

    18.2%
  25. Promotional Mascot

    13.6%
  26. Pet Food Taster

    18.2%
  27. Roadkill Collector

    45.5%
  28. Mortician

    27.3%
  29. Animal Inseminator

    40.9%
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  1. Aug 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
    NoOne

    NoOne El Taco Guapo

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    I just got a triple oak Jameson (couldn’t pass up at $18/750ml). They also had the Orange around the same, but the triple sounded betterer.
     
  2. Aug 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
    buffedout

    buffedout TW badass!

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    Yeah...yeah!

    We are normal!



     
  3. Aug 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
    Pibbles99

    Pibbles99 One more cast

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    Nope, truck was up and running and I was upstairs waiting……
    40 minutes go by and I went down to look. Guess what? It was done any nobody told me (we have a waiting area). Had another overheating issue . Had to swap out trucks. Hopefully tomorrow I’ll catch a break …..
     
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  4. Aug 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
    MGMDesertTaco

    MGMDesertTaco Come on, live a little...

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    Insert Tom Hanks, Castaway "I have created fire" here. :bananadead:
     
  5. Aug 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
    World2405

    World2405 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!1!

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  6. Aug 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
    World2405

    World2405 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!1!

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    So, it all started when I downed not one, not two, but three cans of White Monster energy drinks before hitting the trail. Somewhere between the second and third can, I was buzzing so hard I swear the trees around me started whispering arcane secrets—like the kind only the Old Norse gods would remember—secrets carved into ancient runes and carried on the wind.

    I was hyped like a spider monkey hopped up on pure electric juice, ready to own the trail—or at least try to without totally losing my mind.

    First, I rolled up to this mud pit that looked innocent but was basically off-road purgatory. The 4Runner’s tires spun in place like they were trying to moonwalk backwards, and the engine screamed a desperate Michael Jackson inspired “ heehee help me” at 5,000 RPM. Then, the hallucinations kicked in full force.

    Out of nowhere, a literal dumpster on fire sprang to life on the side of the trail. Not just any dumpster fire—flames roaring, smoke swirling like it was auditioning for a post-apocalyptic horror flick. And it started chasing me. Literally chasing me.

    Flames whipping in the air, the dumpster fire monster screamed over and over:

    “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!”

    It was like some fiery trash demon desperate for attention like it was 2005 Paris Hilton, and I was the poor sap caught in its smoky crosshairs. Meanwhile, I’m gripping the wheel, eyes probably as wide as saucers, heart pounding like a war drum, fueled by three cans of White Monster and pure panic.

    At some point, my hands started trembling so badly I almost spilled a nonexistent fourth can. And yes, I may have started peeing green. Don’t ask me how, just trust me: three White Monsters plus extreme trail stress equals some questionable bodily functions.

    Back to the chaos: My 4Runner’s tires were spinning uselessly, the truck whining louder than my caffeine-crazed brain. If I had front AND rear lockers, those tires would’ve locked down hard and dragged me away from the flaming dumpster demon. And if I had a regear? My engine wouldn’t be screaming in a pitch that sounds like nails on a chalkboard while trying to outrun a fiery garbage monster yelling for attention.

    The hill climbs turned into a nightmare symphony of wheel spin, engine wails, and the dumpster fire monster’s relentless “IM DELTA BRAVO… LOOK AT ME!” echoing through the forest like a cursed off-road chant.

    At one point, I was so tempted to stop, jump out, and just look at the dumpster fire to appease it—but between the mud, Monster-induced jitters, and my green pee shame, I figured running was a better option.

    Bottom line: I need front and rear lockers to stop the spin cycle insanity, and a regear so my engine can chill out and stop sounding like it’s about to combust—because otherwise, next time I hit the trail, that dumpster fire monster might catch me, and I’m not ready for a fiery screaming showdown.

    Also, I’m probably going to buy stock in White Monster because nothing says “off-road adventure” like hallucinating your own flaming trash demon while peeing green and hearing Norse gods’ secrets whispered by trees.
     
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  7. Aug 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
    lynyrd3

    lynyrd3 STRENGTH DETERMINATION MERCILESS FOREVER

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    Bilstein 6112s top setting ,Total Chaos UCAs ,1/4" top plate spacer driver side ,SS extended brake lines ,Old Man Emu Medium Duty Dakar leaf springs with AAL,OME carrier bearing shim , Bilstein 5125s for 2-3” of lift in rear ,Timbren SES bump stops , SS extended brake lines rear , Toytec dif drop , Hayden high performance transmission fluid cooler,aFe pro dry air filter .Baja amber driving combo ditch lights , Devil horns by Andres ,Weathertecs floor protector, American Racing wheels Baja 17x8,4.5 BS , 285/70 Falken Wildpeaks AT/3W .Body Armor rear bumper . Extra D rings in bed ,Blue sea fuse block and 100amp breaker ,HomerTaco custom grill in Super White , TRD radiator cap ,Birddawg Industries rear view mirror riser bracket ,Coverking NeoSupreme Mossy Oak seat covers , Paranoid Fabrications fuse /relay holder Painted pinch weld.Shorty antenna ,HVAC knob mod ,LED dome and map lights , Tri Fold bed cover ,UltraGauge ,Morimoto XB LED fog lights ,Energy Suspension poly body bushings and sway bar bushings ! Geartech Customs splash guards ,Salex center console organizer . Mobtown tailgate cap ,tailgate anti theft mod .X-Mat sound deadening/insulation cab floor . Mobtown weld on rock sliders 0* with kickout Raptor lined . ,NEW frame courtesy of Toyota !
    Well call me grandpa !

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  8. Aug 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
    World2405

    World2405 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!1!

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  9. Aug 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
    World2405

    World2405 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!1!

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    congrats man!!!!
     
  10. Aug 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
    wilcam47

    wilcam47 Keep on keeping on!

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    Congrats!
     
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  11. Aug 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
    vrod671

    vrod671 The Okayest Member

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    Congrats, grandpa!
     
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  12. Aug 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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    Skadi Well-Known Member

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    Someone has tic tok
     
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  13. Aug 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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    mit88 Well-Known Member

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    I’ll make sure to register to vote.:D
     
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  14. Aug 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
    Tacotsubo

    Tacotsubo Mediocre at best

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    Sounds about right ! You can trust me on this, I was born in the great white north.
     
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  15. Aug 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
    Tacotsubo

    Tacotsubo Mediocre at best

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  16. Aug 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
    mit88

    mit88 Well-Known Member

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    Beware of the entrapment! o_O
     
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  17. Aug 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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    It sounds merciless forever! :eek:
     
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  18. Aug 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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    StayinStock Set it and forget it

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    Congrats, Grandpa Willie!!
     
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    StayinStock Set it and forget it

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