ASSHOLE PARKING

Didn't think of that. Even easier.

 

It'll probably go on forever, or until someone writes them a big fat ticket. That's about the only way an asshole like that is going to learn to park right. Maybe corralling them in with shopping carts might also some effect.

 

That's fucked up, hopefully Karma will happen...

 

If he were closer to the Walmart, the shopping cart corral might work
And If he was, I would leave my cart by him just to return the jerk/off favor


My guess is that he works in the tax office/urgent care/owns the Mexican restaurant at that end of the plaza
Homeboy won't get a ticket - if the police cared, they would have busted him by now
They got real problems like some solid drug trafficking - my town is a legit midpoint for moving dirt around this state


I am hoping the Karma thing kicks in tho . . .
I want some psycho ex to like trash the car in that spot or something
Cause you know a douche like that has a psycho ex lol

 

teaching rando assholes lessons, often has blow back and doesn't result in them learning shit
best to let the asshole be and not get involved
lest you actually have to speak to said asshole


lots of dumb shit in the world
no need to involve yourself in any of it that doesn't directly impact/affect your life
unless you want self inflicted headaches

 

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."

 

The only lesson will be you learning how ignorant humanity is. Why waste your time? Call it being the good person but they will start singing Tesla’s Signs song and how dare you tell them how to park. No point. Leave it and take you pictures.

 

i'll add, dude was morbidly obese
he also went to the ABC store and this was 1700 on a Saturday

can't decide if he parked like that so he could get his ass out of his truck
or if he had already been drinking
or D. all of the above

 

Morbidly obese says he needed the room to get in. Still an asshole move

 

All the above

 

I know plenty well how ignorant humanity is. I also know taking pics of assholes parking jobs here and there is fun. But the way I see it when you see the same asshole move by the same asshole over and over again and do nothing about it, but complain to the internet about it, you are as much a part of the asshole problem as you are the solution.

 

What if I posted a pic of myself parking like an asshole?

 

It's not parking like an asshole, it's defensive parking

If we are 100% honest, people wouldn't park like assholes if we lived in an honest society where people took responsiblity for damaging others property but I digress.

 

If you do it over and over again, you should give yourself a swift kick in the ass for being an asshole!

 

I did that to someone with my beat to shit plow truck.

 

see that is your mistake

i am not complaining about shit
because complaining doesn't do shit

i am mocking and laughing at the stupidity b/c I know damn well that is the most healthy way to deal with it

[and seriously WTF do you think I should do, go in those businesses and say what fuckface's BMW is that??]



trying to make some dick change, doesn't work [been there/done that/learnt that lesson]
it will just cause a confrontation with someone who may or may not be violent [been there/done that too]
why would I risk that to correct some jerk off who is doing something that barely/not at all affects me??

*spoiler* I wouldn't and no one should
you should only confront someone if the issue directly and repeatedly affects you - otherwise you are a Karen

I am not the police
Correcting jerk off's is their job - not mine -

 

That has happened around here LOL

I park over the lines in some handicapped spots [not van spots] - so that I can get out of the driver's side door

 

I told you what I thought you should do (make a report to the police), you choose to ignore it. You see it as a Karen move, I see it as doing your civic duty.