Maroon 5

Ok, 007, how'd the date go? We need details!

 

Sparing the "real details"...

The concert was good. Maroon 5 has an awesome show, but it is really catered towards women (go figure, huh?). I knew a few of the songs so it wasn't bad. I would definitely see them again. The Hives opened the show, and they were really good. Unfortunately the guy in charge of The Hives' sound needs to be shot. Come chorus time, all you could hear was the reverb on the guitar - not a damn bit of the singer's voice. Still, The Hives gave an awesome performance.

We were going to go out afterwards, but decided to go to the hotel room from there. The rest doesn't belong on this forum.

 

So you went straight to the hotel huh? i told you my tips would work

Glad the wifey was happy

 

Yeah, boy! I have proven with out a doubt that 100% of your tricks work 26% of the time with a 42% probability of being successfull and a 33% chance of causing my mortal life to be threatened within 10% of expiration. Super!

 

I'm glad you took the time to do the math

 

I thought you might like that.

 

They are awesome live. You'll love it. I have seen them twice open for John Mayer and it had to have been one of the best concerts I have ever been to.

 

He's going to ask for testimonial video and pictures for his info-mercial if you don't watch it.

 

All video documentation has been confiscated for my own personal use.

 

Im sorry 007 but i'm gonna have to study the video for research purposes. i prefer DVD format please

 

Told ya so...

 

Ah, so you need to learn some tips from a Texan, I see.

 

I'm sorry. No sale. Please drive thru. Next.

 

No, i just wanna see one of them hot texas chicks i keep hearing about in action

 

Fine, i'll just tell your wife it wasn't your idea to fart at the dinner table, it was mine. Then she'll realize you're a fake and she'll fall in love with me. I am such an evil genius!