Uh, I got the wrong text (help me choose an ending!_

I received this text from someone I don't know, and now i'm pretending to be the person she was looking for.

Names have been changed.

I'm a little stumped, what should I text next?

Here is the story so far:

Jill: Hey Jack, its Jill, Brocks sister. Whats up? I know ur sellin for Jim. U should hook me up and i'll pay ya sometime this week?

Me (pretending to me jack):Well hey Jill, you know i'm selling what now?

Jill: Just weed lol its okay dont ya worry. sorry i'm kinda drunk

and i need to talk to u about campin on the island for may long! i'm fuckin stoked

me: what do you want to talk about?

Jill: Brock told me to call u and talk about camping and when were leacing and shit ahah i dunno! we can leave whenever you want

me: I think youre cute

Jill: what dont say that! I have a bf lol but thanks I guess. Since i'm cute can u front me a dime bad?

Me: Youre cute but not that cute. no deals

Jill: What really! Jim gives me deals u can even ask him, u can trust me. I'm just broke today and in need of weed

Come one! i'll give u money tomorrow

Me: let me think for a minute





NOW WHAT?

 

Jill: I can come to you

 

say your the cops lol

 

say yes, then make her drive somewhere ridiculous to get it

 

^^ Better

 

Text her pretending to be a freaked out pissed off parent. Then call and do the angry Dad routine.

Then just hang up randomly.

 

But i dont know where they all live

 

"Where u at homegurl??"

 

Me: where are you?

 

o this could be good

 

LOL ask her where she wants to meet! Then agree. Or tell her that she has to let you touch her tits first or bj

 

May I suggest you edit the post with updates. Make it easier on all of us so we dont have to search around for it

 

Tell her to send a pic of her boobs and you will set her up.

 

Ask her what Island she's camping on

Was it a BC number ?

 

nope follow along, this wont last all night.

Her: i'm up middleton but can kinda drive ahah where are you?


Now i have to find out where middleton is in the 250 area code. probably in the okanagan valley bc.

 

+1

Find out if shes 18 first.

 

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