Texas BS Thread

Seriously id do it, hook a toe strap front axle to a vehicle infront and my winch to the axle in the back........ see which one gives first.... ive always wanted to play that game.

 

I was wondering where you were Beau

 

Beruit, Lebanon to be exact , chillin waiting for an airplan... got another 4 hours.

 

Damn, 4 hour layover? I remember having a 6 hour layover, it was a nightmare..

 

I had a 14 hr layover in Dubai..... greatest night of my LIFE!!!!! Im cool with long layovers till i get to the states. Because generally americans have a universal passport, we can enter any country we want for a certain amount of days. So.... have a long layover in a crazy country.. just go out and have a good time, or grab some food. Its what i do. And you get those awesome stamps in your passport

 

I remember watching an episode of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations in Dubai, looks like an awesome place with great food!

 

Yea... the foood ..... is good really thought its an awesome place.

 

Glad you're enjoying the ride home. (at least for the most part)

 

This thread might get locked or moved if he includes pics of 14 hours in Lebanon.... but only if he did it right.

My platoon had a R hour lay over in Amsterdam once. Our platoon commander just looked at us and laughed. He said there was no way in hell he was letting any of us out of his sight. So we just stood at the windows and looked at the stuff we could have done.

 

We have the same thing happen to us alot, not as much now but still happens. As the house across the street was being built a taco truck would stop by in the front of our house and the workers would all stand on our grass and leave their trash in our front yard everyday and they would blast their music so one day my Mom saw the owner of the house company and tore him a new one...no problem solved but it still sucks because there are 2 more empty lots infront of my house. But even on other lots they do not pick up any trash whether that be from food or house material packaging. Everyday you see trash Rollin down the road.

 

You should be able to call the city inspectors and get them turned if for that BS. My father-in-law does framing and he has had to deal with that a couple of times. It all depends on how your city or HOA manages the new construction.

 

They left dirt and shit all in front of our house on the road, it looked like we were living in the ghetto. I spent several hours with a broom cleaning up their fucking mess... I wish I could do something in retaliation to them being such assholes.

 

Just spent an hour getting toilet paper out of my trees

 

Any idea who/why this honor was bestowed upon your trees????

 

Yeah. Me and my old boss have an on going rivalry

 

Sounds like it is your turn... saran wrap his car.

 

Been to Amsterdam done them Lebanon was pretty chill just sat around and drank some f'n coffee. Now the Dubai trip was like a scene from the hangover............ if there were pictures from that night the whole internet would get locked. I dont even remember how i made it back to the airport and onto my next flight, i ended up hanging out with some world bodybuilding champion some shit from south Africa.


well now remembering all that and just landing in Kuwait sucks

 

It was you beau?!

 

For pooping in my cooler :middlefinger:

I have a 5 hr layover in kuwait so i went out and got a hotel... i dont like this country