Funny Last Names

I know a guy with the legal first name "Early" he was born 3 months premature and i think his mother was a stoner

 

Haha I know a Richard Handler, Mike Haack (pronounced Hock). Also some girl whose last name is Cum. She swears it's pronounced Coom. I had a SSgt Butt in my squadron too.

 

I was watching TV (before VHS!?) the news reporter was interviewing a man who was working in the maintenence department at a local Nursing Home; I looked at the bottom of the screen and it said his name was Dick Lickers. Man, I wish I could have recorded that.


Steve

 

My 10 year old has an east indian kid in his class named Bengag Baldeep. I have to turn my head whenever his name is mentioned.

 

i also know some rednecks that have a little boy named "jack daniels (and their last name)" for the obvious reason.

 

My last name is Dang

 

My last name is Laughinghouse.

 

My last name is Hand........so I've caught a rash shot about it since I was a kid.

I know a guy named John Lixit.

 

Here at the base we have a Chief Cockram....female. lol

 

I knew a guy named Dick Burger.

 

And I worked with a guy Huang (pronounced Whang)

 

I knew a girl in school named Anita Cox.

 

I waited on a woman once who's name is Mary Christmas.

 

I know a dude named Russel Nail, you guessed it he goes by Rusty

 

So you were waiting on Christmas?

 

2 unusual names come to mind, I went to school with a kid named

Romulous Paradise

& had a GF named Dory Cunsitus (sounds like a female feminine disease)

 

Everyone forgot about good ole austin powers. Havanna Humpalot!

 

My sciense teacher from high schools name was reefer

 

Teacher's last name is Whitehead

 

My Chem teacher in highschools last name was Rimmer

A guy in my higschool.. his name was Mike Hunt.