Most despised person in your office/workplace

Dang that's nasty...we have a woman here who likes to put every call she gets on speakerphone and SHE TALKS LIKE THIS so I can hear her damn conversation completely across the office from her.

 

We have this guy!!!! So damn annoying. This guy also is not a team player. He is out for himself and himself alone. When he gets the opportunity he throws whomever he can under the bus. He tattle tells to the boss about things said when folks are venting just to keep the heat off of him. He doesn't know how to do his job so he tries to blame shit on other folks. Cant' friggin stand the guy. To top it off he has horrible rancid B.O. No seriously, when he's nearby, I have to put my nose on my sleeve so that I smell the wonderful fragrance of Gain instead of the smell of satan himself.

 

Everyone in my department behaves correctly. We all know that those that do not are taken out back behind the shed and beaten. This happens routinely until the bad behavior ceases. No one has been beaten in the last year so things have been pretty good.

 

Hey at least she gets embarrassed! My other co worker will stop mid sentence, tell you to hold on, raise her leg a little bit then lets one loose. Then she will continue the conversation as if it never happened!!

 

put mouse traps in your lunch bags!

just don't forget that they are there

 

I would probably throw up, especially if I smelled it!

 

i pretty much hate everyone i work with but all for their own unique problems

 

Shes a fatty.... very sloppy as well!

 

Mostly, people who do most of the work while other's fuck off or go on 10 smoke breaks a day and make remarks about slackers getting accolades for kissin ass more than doing their jobs are the despised ones.

 

The guy that is share a room with in office smokes every hour on the hour. It smells so bad in our room. The widows dont open so there is no way to vent the smell. Im gonna die of cancer kuz of him. He also spends most of the day on the internet not working. Makes me mad.

 

I dont think you guys have to worry about this, but occasionally some chickie poo who thinks shes obviously really important will be on her cell in the bathroom. Talking loud as hell about all kinds of things. Is there something THAT important?

 

Take a new can and drill out a small hole on the bottom, drain out the drink and fill it with something else like epicac syrup mixed in water. Then seal the hole. Place it back in the fridge. Listen for the vomitor.

 

Put a bottle of colon cleanse on her desk:
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My luck she would take it while at work and make things worst.

 

Oh come on Lisa, where in Bozeman are there, those type of people?

 

you have ONE guy who clips his nails? Hell EVERYONE I work with does this.

Then we have the people with no sense of personal space. The come up behind you and are humping the back of your chair or shoulder while looking at the computer. I have had to on many occasions remind them to back the f**k up.

The hawker. Seems to have a cold all year round and has to LOUDLY clear his throat and/or hawk up a loogie. I used to sit by a guy who would do this once every 27 seconds... all day, everyday.

BUT these are all minor offenses compaired to.... drum roll please... The Meat Gazer
We have a guy who constantly violates the urinal spacing rule and ever so subtly tries to catch a glance of what you are packin.