Florida B.S. Thread

I'm proud of you for pickup up on the sarcasm.(notice-this is also sarcasm)



I still think the (via bulldozer) is the best remark yet and on that note I'm hitting the hay. Jessie, I hope to see you grow up one day and myself become more tolerant with your shenanigans.

 

Wait, thats wrong. Dating a girl cuz another dude dosent think you can do it. Dating is about liking that person not just a game. BAD BAD BAD Fink!!!

 

What bulldozer?

 

Bettcha won't!





ooohhohohhhohohhohohohh....now you gotta do it!

Likewise.
Enough of Jessie and his shenanigans.

 

Oh man this shift is sucking already running on low sleep. Ready for 7 to come so I can leave.

How is everyone? And whats this about jesse and big girls?

 

Theres nothing with me and big girls. I think Jason is trying to con it off on me when in reality it is he that loves the big girls

 

Ah yes Jesse...I do in fact have to be at work in 4 1/2 hours but I will deff stay on and have a little chat about dating!

Lets start with the basics...
DON'T JUMP INTO A RELATIONSHIP THINKING ABOUT SEX NON-STOP!

It's not gunna happen...unless your paying but that's illegal.

Number 2.
I don't expect you to go date someone just because I am challenging you.
I am challenging you to go find a nice girl and build an upstanding relationship with. Not constantly think about losing this 'v-card' of yours.

and number 3.
If you liked someone and cared about them, I don't know personally, I wouldn't be talking about them on a forum and asking advise from the other guys on here, no offense to anyone else, but come on...your 17 years old. Live your life, beat your truck up, stay in school, do whatever. Just straighten up your priorities up a tad bit more. I may not be THAT much older than you and I have 2 trucks, both of which I pay for, 2 current jobs with side work here and there, rent, bills, responsibilities, girlfriend...
Just grow up a little is what mainly a lot of us on here are trying to beat into your thick skull.

and I'm not sure how that went from relationships to life but it all kinda ties in.


And giving you shit about liking big girls is kind of amusing. Jus sayin.

 

Thanks Fink

 

Talk about caring for someone enough. Thats exactly what my ex didnt do. I found out so much stuff about her and so many lies she told me but in the end it all bit her in the ass

 

What goes around, comes around.
Karma is a bitch.

Anytime.

 

Anyone in the panhandle?????!

 

Yah my fb status afet I found out all the BS was "Karma Karma Karma "

Ask Christina what I told her. BTW, shes very helpful

 

Oh man must stay awake!!!!

 

lol priceless! Have fun at work.

 

urban dictionary that shit

 

Is it like a grenade?

 

fat girls need love too!

 

Hell Nah that shit is funny. I still like the Russian Bobsled

 

Not from me they dont

 

Actually in a text message I have jessie saying he does like fat chicks I will screen shot and put up another day