Carolina Alliance

why do we need 8 more designated drivers lol, and i dont have a death wish, just testing my human boundaries/limits like tacoman06 said...and by the way, something to keep in mind about how i test my boundaries...when i first got my bike, an 06 yamaha r6, they said it was governed at 177mph. me being me, i can't take anyone's word for anything so i had to try it out. and unfortunately it is governed at 177mph, which honestly doesnt feel too fast at all...even flying by cars on the shoulder and having to split between cars so i wouldnt have to slow down. on the run that i did 177, my lowest speed was 140mph from when i got on the highway to when i got off, and i went around 35-40 miles in 14 minutes call me crazy, i dont mind, but i dont do highway runs like that anymore. not worth the risk of hitting a rock and dying ya know, i'll just stick to my wheelies

 

So how could I get into the lazy beer drinking division? I could always go out and get one of those beer helmets. I'm in northern Ohio, I'm really lazy. I picked up scuba diving cause I was told I needed to be more active and thats the only sport I could find where your equipment does all of the work for you. As far as the beer thing Budweiser ok? Thats what I prefer but i won't discriminate

 

bud and budlight are my brews, coorslight is good too, as is killians...mm i do love beer haha, anyway, i just started up the midwest firearms division of the carolina alliance, and i'm sure that they'd let you join in the midwest beer division if you'd want, i do need more drunken ammo-handling monkeys haha

 

I'm not sure about the ammo handling. I only have a 9mm and a spear gun. But as far as the drunken that explains me pretty well. I need to get into the midwest beer division!

 

i sell guns haha, anyway just message tcbob and ask him to change your name, he should be able to fit Carolina Alliance: Midwest Beer Division. we need two things when we invade texas, guns and beer. i'll bring the guns, u bring the brews, we'll drive into texas and they wont know what to do...haha that rhymed, i'm a genius lol

 

hahahahahahahaha i'm still cracking up lol! damn that was too good haha

 

Yes! Umm... One problem, I will need to know beer stops for every probably 20 miles or by the time i get there I won't have any left. Damn you Texas! We shall destroy you and your horses and r-tarded shoes!

 

i actually thought about the beer supply plan, we can use a tarp and 1000 lbs of ice to turn my taco bed into an "ice bed" haha, should be able to fit a good 800 beers at least! it only takes me 5 to get drunk so 800 would last almost a day between all of us lol...thats actually not a bad idea, maybe when we go down to the headquarters for The Alliance meet in carolina we'll convert my truck into a giant beer cooler haha. sound good?

 

yeah, we will turn your truck into the beer-mobile! but it will be for when we get done riding only, that way,no one has to leave with a totaled tacoma......................................unless you make a bad mstake when you are wheeling!!!

 

the only mistake i'd make is trying to follow you guys through the bad stuff haha, with my 2wd i think my taco is better used as a beer-mobile in the camp. i'm sure you guys dont want to keep pulling me out everytime i get stuck maybe u could just tie my truck to yours and drag me through everything haha

 

I'll hook you up! can't leave the beer behind, oh yeah you can come with it too

 

hey man, im 2 wheel too, all i got is the rear locker. so i'll be slingin alotta mud, but you can follow......we wont mind pulling ya out. you may need a tonneau cover to keep the beer in the bed though, otherwise we will be walkin around pickin it all up.

 

SWEET i thought i'd be the only one with a handicap, i have the trd off-road package with the locker, but it looks like all 3 of us will be struggling haha oh well, like i always say, 4x4 is too easy, i like the challenge of 2wd on stock tires lol..i figured out the beer situation, we'll just take the bed off of my truck and leave it by the tents lol! it'd probly break from the weight of the beer, good thing i'm getting the TSB done tho

 

Turdtaco, you've gone up about 100 posts in the last 3 days! I thought you drank beer all day only...seems you also live on the computer.

 

We dont actually need 8 DD's but we do have over 20 members so far so we need alot of DD's to get down there

 

If you make fun of texas you're welcome to join the club. BTW, did you ever find out about your truck being a TRD?

 

Am i the only one that has 4x4? Great, and with my stock tires and inexperience 4wheeling i'm gonna need to be pulled out constantly too.....

 

Yeah, toyota got back with me and it only has the SR5 Package #8. The only thing that I'm really gonna want is the suspension (gonna be taken care of by the TSB) and the locking diff. I've already contacted the dealership and I am awaiting a response.

 

I have a 4x4 as long as the dealership didn't install the switch without everything else! But not the offroad package anymore!