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Playing house husband... Chris you bastard...

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  1. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:12 PM
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    borderbrat [OP] Watching Chris4x4 o.O

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    you got off easy. so I don't have to work today so I offered to help out the GF she's been working a lot lately without a lot of down time. So she says yeah if you could clean the kitchen and do the laundry that would be a huge help.
    The kitchen hasn't been cleaned in a week or so no biggie though my kitchen gets just as bad as hers if not worse, but the laundry OMFG!!! Girls have complicated laundry, me I do two three loads I'm done for a week or two. Not the case here I spent an hour sorting colours, pinks go with reds, greys and blues, darks, whites with yellows. Then I have to sort into delicate washes and normal washes hang dry, dry flat, tumble dry on low, I think I'm done sorting so I go to the bathroom, look more clothes. She has these egg shaped things for her bras, you put them inside it so they don't get wrecked and I'm not going anywhere near the corsets. I've been at it for three hours now five loads done not folded and I think I still have at least seven to go. I think I'm in over my head . Excuse me I need to go switch loads and empty the dishwasher.
     
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  2. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:14 PM
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    oldtacomaguy

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    oldtacomaguy four forty four

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    Yeah, but the payback will be awesome!
     
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  3. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:16 PM
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    super special bonus sex. If I'm not exhausted from house work.
     
    borderbrat, Jan 14, 2009
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  4. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:17 PM
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    wow i would never let my bf do my laundry..don't fuck anything up!!
     
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  5. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:19 PM
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    borderbrat

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    I'm following the directions on the tags very carefully :D
     
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  6. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:20 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Alright. Let me tell you how you screwed up. To clean the kitchen, use a nail gun. Trust me. It will be the LAST time she ever askes you to do that. Laundry: DO NOT SEPARATE THE CLOTHES. Take ALL the clothes. ALL OF THEM. and jam them into the washer. They will fit. You may have to use a broom stick or something to get them to fit, but it can be done. Wash all of them on "HOT". And remember, The appropriate amount of detergant to use is 1 whole bottle/box, per load.
     
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  7. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:21 PM
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    I admire you, seems like you do know how to run a house.... :p
     
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  8. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:22 PM
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    ahhhhhh *takes notes*
     
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  9. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:23 PM
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    Hahahaha...LOL That is awesome advice!
     
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  10. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:24 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    :D
     
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  11. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:25 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Yes I do. :cool: Wife told me to wash the windows......I went to the Jaccuzie.
     
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  12. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:27 PM
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    that's just like women. Us men spend all day working, picking up the house, doing laundry, and they they come home and expect some super special bonus sex. I can feel a headache coming on right now.
     
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  13. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:28 PM
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    my wife asked me to vacuum the cat hair off the living room sofa. I hung out in there with the vacuum on for a few minutes. Then I pronounced myself clear of all my duties. The guests came over and all their clothes were coated in cat hair :rofl:
     
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  14. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:30 PM
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    ^hahahaha!
     
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  15. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:31 PM
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    lmao!!!!
     
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  16. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:33 PM
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    oh yeah, before we have a party, I make her make me a list of things to do. Some times it is a lot, some times it isn't. But I try to make sure I don't finish too early, then she might try to find something else for me to do.
     
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  17. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:33 PM
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    come on guys there is nothing wrong with
    helping out the wife from time to time :D
     
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  18. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:34 PM
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    LOL :rofl: Good advice:thumbsup:
     
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  19. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:36 PM
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    Hotdog My hair is all natural Moderator

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    kiss ass. What, does your wife also check Tacoma World?
     
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  20. Jan 14, 2009 at 2:36 PM
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    ok shes gone now in the orther room
     
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