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I assume it's something akin to giving a cat a bath.... Same protection/self preservation protocols.

 

Ever thought of unbanning him???

 

Someone just needs to stake out his house paparazzi style and grab some pics.

Just remember to duck n run.

 

he should be let in every once in a while just to stir the pot a bit LOL

 

how come you've never posted pictures of your "friends" huh?

 

hit or kick??

square toe, pointed toe, or open toe? Open toes can be the worse when the toenails are long and filed - so I've read.

 

Here was an E-mail sent to me 2day that was pretty funny.



Joe wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Christmas Party.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Joe had to force himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a
glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Joe sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
written in red with little hearts on it and a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: '
Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, Darling!
Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Joe asks:
'Son... what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M drunk and out of
your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke
it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that
black eye when you ran into the door.'
'Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in
such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off,
you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!'


Broken Coffee Table $239.99

Hot Breakfast $4.20


Two Aspirin s $.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time......
PRICELESS !!

 

just roaming around drumming up some help.....sorry, off topic I know....
http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/23820-disneyworld-vacation-help-please.html

 

awesome... ha

 

Wish I could help Twinner, but I was 5 the last time I was at Disney and I don't remember much beyond, for some odd reason, a very clear image of the Evil Queen from the Snow White ride. And I don't remember much of my life in general at all unless someone reminds me. Not in a scary way either, just that I remember it. Must've gone on that ride alot. That was 33 years ago--probably doesn't even exist anymore! LOL!

 

poke him with a pointed stick!

yeah, girls just dont get it. diana just cant understand that lightly thumping me in one of my nuts can drop me to my knee's and put me in the fetal position. they have no idea how much it hurts when anything, no matter how soft, makes direct contact with one