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it wasnt too long before his mistress went completely fucking psycho! its astounding how flourecsent evil doers can become when illuminated with hydrochloric acidity, in such a manner that every orofice in said alien has been punctured, violated, and/or DESTROYED!!

 

not as much as beer

 

I will prove mathematically why you need to post pics of your wife

Boredom (b)
Time (t)
Bad luck (bl)
Curiosity (c)
Violent wife (v)
Probability of dismemberment (X)

(b)to the 100,000,000th power, multiplied by the square root of (t) divided by (bl) will exponentially increase curiosity(which will also simultaneously exponentially kill cats) multiplied by X we of course get an absolutely ridiculous and meaningless answer. However, if you add the (v) factor into the equation we get "4"

4 represents the number of weeks (give or take a few dead cats) that you have left to live if you continue on your current rate of experimentation, bad luck, and spousal abuse. So as you can see i have proved that you only have a few weeks left to live anyway, so whats the big deal if you post pics of your wife and she kills you? you're almost dead anyway. So there my friend, is indisputable mathematical proof that you should show us your wife.

on a side note i dare any mathematician to prove me wrong, or for that matter even try to decipher my equation. Any questions?

 

you fail,

x = your theory
y = the fact that chris already posted pics of his wife

x+y= fail

 

yeah, i couldnt stand the guy

i remember the days. the days before the FCL.
It was a bloody mess
i still wear my sgnts intestines as a belt
nothing a good stiff drink cant handle
the PCDIES knew nothing of this of course

your video camera broke? how in the world did that happen

what the hell is that? if it is going to make me faint then i dont even want to know

 

ok, obviously you never made it past 5th grade math. mathematically speaking, whenever the word "pics" is used it is understood that the word "nudy" is in front of it. it's called an invisible variable. duh

i can see you are confused by my math, thats probably because you dont have a psychology degree. its a little known fact that psych majors are the best mathematicians in the world. not because we are good at math (we can barely add) but because we have the ability to make anybody think whatever we want them to think.

 

I think you have just solved for i

Call the press!

 

oh God.... i feel dizzy....

i have the support of a highly intelligent engineer/mod/hotdog, i think my proof is incontrovertible now

yeah probably, i do alot of things on accident....

i think you misunderstand, he will only live an average of 4 weeks at his while married. his only hope for survival is divorce

"taking psychology" and having a degree in it are two different things. i am filled with an amount of BS that others cant even fathom. My degree doesn't say "B.S." for nothing....

 

she has a Doctorate in psychology? it makes so much sense now, that explains all the violence....