you have GOT to be kidding me!?

Best of Luck!

 

no no no... steven seagul has the inner fire of revenge... chuck norris... tries to...

 

The only reason we can read this is because Chuck Norris has chosen not to kill us... Yet

 

When Chuck Norris stares into the Sun, the sun squints.

 

Dude, along with the cricket shit, you should just go back to some high school ideas and smash some boiled eggs in their yard. Something like that. I would rage.

 

Better yet, subscribe to some gay magazines or bondage weekly. Put his name on the label but put the address to his neighbor's house. That way, the neighbor gets the mail, brings it over to him and he has to explain that "It's not mine!"

Or send one of these to his neighbor:
http://www.theprankstore.com/shop/catalog/Anal-Intruder-Prank-Package-p-16248.html

 

Perhaps we need to schedule a TW Nationals meet in Chris's neighborhood

 

Pick the date, I'll throw the girl and the dog in the truck and start driving. It's way too cold here in PA this time of year, the desert would be nice.

 

Hey Chris its alright to be mad at these dips*&^ people, my mom had a little 1 foot statue under a tree and they made my mom pay a fine of $100 and then we have a open fence (not a privacy fence) about 10 feet from the street and the HOA said that we need to put trees or bushes to hide the fence. ..... but the thing that my mom hated is that we moved in a YEAR before they came up with that rule/law.

And we just had to sign a petition for our neighbor because you cant have a gravel driveway. But the thing is its not, it has asphalt and then the gravel is stuck INTO the asphalt. and then a little loose gravel on top....thats it.

 

you should build a rocket or a rocket launcher

 

Atleast you'll have some cannon fodder to buy you some time when the zombie apocalypse breaks out......

 

Hey Chris, you should go out and buy a Traxxas Jato 3.3. Its a nitro RC truck that can do about 65 mph. I have one and its the loudest thing around.

http://www.traxxas.com/products/nitro/jato33/trx_jato33.htm

 

I was thinking you could add more than just a camera

 

A nicely crafted letter from your attorney to the HOA will work wonders.

Although a custom RC rig with a flame thrower and golfball launcher rampaging the neighborhood sounds like some good, clean fun

 

Any thoughts of a career in reality television?