Metrosexual!

You my friend are a model Alliance member. I commend you on your bull-headed stubornness..... i'm so proud

 

I read those threads. It was a funny diversion, but damn, I couldn't read that stuff on a regular basis. What's the average age on that forum? 16? The only sane guy was from New Zealand.

 

Actually, I thought I was being a pioneer. We've already had the fart jokes, but I wanted to branch out. Go with the flow you might say.

 

haha! go with the flow...

 

Viper-2, I just wanted you to know...

I was driving home on Friday, and as I was merging onto the highway a Honda Ridgeline would not move over to let me in. I dropped it into 3rd and zipped in front of her (yes it was a woman - wait it gets better). She got all upset that I had cut her off. As she tried to pass me I noticed that she was about 65 years old and waving her finger at me. Her 85+ year old friend was next to her in the passenger seat trying to read a map and sitting all the way forward (not paying attention to me).

The driver began waving her finger and yelling at me so violently that she began to swerve in her lane. I dropped it back down into 4th to get away from her (and not be behind the accident she was about to create). She ended up losing control of the vehicle and swerving into the median. Dust, dirt, and flying grass followed. She came to a stop with her vehicle inches away from the barrier cables in the median.

She didn't hit anyone, but I am sure that her passenger was pissed off after that.

The whole time I kept thinking to myself. Huh? So that's what metrosexuals are like.

 

haha! I like you're last comment. I too didnt know metrosexuals were old ladies over the age of 65

 

thanks for the links...i used to think frontiers were decent, now that i just looked at more of them and read what their owners talk like, i actually will go out of my way to say i dislike them. they aren't ugly, they aren't fugly, or even t.v. ugly....they are ugly ugly

 

of course the frontier people hate us, we have better trucks and paid the same lol, and the tacomas don't cause birth defects like frontiers and ridgelines have been known to

 

no urine or fart jokes? but i light every fart that i get a chance to...thats my redneck thing for the rest of my life, i never get tired of farting fire!

 

hahahahaha i wouldve throw a pop can at her when i saw the finger. and btw, i said pop can because it's pop

 

Why wouldn't you say soda can? God damn midwestern bastards and their soda! I have a good idea I'm gonna go through ohio, michigan, and indiana and everytime I hear some prick say soda I'm gonna punch them in the crotch then pour baking soda down their gasping mouth yelling "Here's your damn soda!" Shortly after will throw them into their Ridgeline and put a wild badger in there so that it rapes them while they are still trying to get the pasty mixture out of their mouth so that they don't die. Come 2:00 am I can surely rant about absolutely nothing. I'm more pissed off about the domestics around my area. I currently live in Indiana and everyone gives me shit for the Taco because it takes jobs away from the US. The really sad thing is when I try and explain to them that Toyotas are made in Indiana, they just cant understand that the imports are now domestic made and the domestics are imports.

 

haha yea the tacos are made in cali too. what part of indiana are you in? and just to be sure you say pop not soda right lol

 

Holy crap no way!!

you have now seen a metrosexual in action. They come in all shapes and sizes and they always wear lipstick. They wear suits & Cosby sweaters even when not at work and they carry the latest Iphone and would go back home to get it if they forgot it even if it was a 200 mile drive (In their metrosexualmobile, ie,MSM).

Glad the lady didn't get hurt but I hope she messed up her MSM. One less MSM on the roads.

Okay everyone 007 did his job... I want to see an "X" near his name (one taken out like on the old fighter planes). Even though he is from Texas I pay homage to his efforts for the cause of real pickup drivers everywhere. In the bayous, in the Cities in the mountains, across the pond we salute you! Thank you Mark...thank you brother!

 

Dcrooks, while i admire your random violence, i am very disapointed in you and TuRD. "Pop" is the most infurating word for a soft drink there is. Its not "pop" is coke, or pepsi or whatever.... not POP! Do you seriously say "I think i'll go get a pop." Do you not see how retarted and gay that sounds? I'm seriously considering ammending the Alliance Charter so that use of the word "pop" is considered treason and punishable by sobriety.... which we all know is the most harsh of all the Alliance's punishments.

 

On topic of the Frntier forum.... i dont get it.... I cant remember a single post where the Frontier was talked about in any serious way. In fact i cant remember it being talked about at all. Nissan makes good trucks. I dont have a problem at all with the Frontier. Its stupid to say a good truck sucks just because its the "rival" of your truck company. Everyone knows toyota makes good trucks and everone knows nissan makes good trucks. So if you bought one, why bash the other? For the record, i think Frontiers are great, i just liked the Taco better. Also for the record, after reading some posts on that club frontier site, i think Frontier owners are paranoid pricks. Go there and do a search for "toyota tacoma" and you get all kinds of threads about how much our trucks suck. its ridiculous.

 

I do not use the "pop" in fact I think I only use the word beer. If there is a refreshing drink that I actually want I believe i just call it by its mass marketed name.

 

Well, Tacomas are made in California and Mexico actually.

 

It's soda or brand name, not Pop. Pop is to hereby only be used by people that drive ridgelines, if you want to keep using it fine with me but trade in your taco and get the vehicle that goes with your vocab lol

 

Up here in the real world (Canada) we call it pop. And since the Canadian Loonie (dollar) is worth more than that green toilet paper you American's use for currency, I hereby revoke said Americans right to comment on the matter. Same goes for the use of 'candy bar', for now on it is to be called a chocolate bar. Oh how the list goes on...

PS please don't invade Canada - we don't stand a chance, haha.

 

I just absolutely lost it at work with this one! Note to self, if you are going to read this forum, keep a spare change of clothes in the office.

I've got an idea. We should make preimptive strikes on these MSAs (Metrosexual Assholes) with bottles of mint and cheap bourbon. Just a little spray in the cab and the next time they drive like dumbasses and get pulled over they'll have fun trying to explain to the officer "No, I haven't been drinking, have you?!? For christ sake, it's just a gaurd rail! In fact, I pay taxes, taxes pay for the gaurd rail, I own the gaurd rail so you can't give me a ticket! You can't put those on me! I pay your salary! Your fired!!"
At least that's how it plays out in my head.