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ghey

 

you shut yer pretty little whore-mouth!

 

Don't mess with the predator!

 

Well today my Gerber LMFII saved my life...kinda. I worked from 0800 to 2000 today, thats a long day. I was on my way home and I way a man, about 6'0 maybe 230 lbs waving frantically for help. I thought maybe someone was hurt and I could use my skills to help. I stoped and asked "Is everything ok?" He said "my mother is stuck on the interstate and I need a ride and fourty-five dollars to pay the wrecker bill." I said "I really cant help you with the money, but i can give a lift close to the interstate 85." Not having a mother kinda made me feel bad and I wanted to help. He gets in my truck and im talking to the guy and he seems like a real level headed, down to earth guy. then about 4 miles in he want me to pull is a drive way so he can talk to some one for help. I assumed ok he knows these people. (NEVER ASSUME, IT MAKES A ASS OUT OF U AND ME) we get down the drive way and two dogs start to bark at us. He said, "Im not gettin out with the dogs can you honk your horn?" I asked, "Do you know these people man?" he ssid, "no". I said sir I am not gonna pull into someones drive way and honk my horn at 2100. (im from a big farm county where a lot of people dont like black people) he wanted to go ask for money. So i back out the long ass drive way and proceed closer to the gas station i was going to take him to. He said well can you take me to a church so i can get some help? i said sir no church is going to be open at 2100. he was abviously frustrated at this point and wanted to go places and do thing i wasnt going to do. so i said sir i will take you to the gas station, that is all. he started to argue with me about it. at this point my body is on high alert and im watching every move he is making. I said sir its either a ride to the gas station or you can exit the truck. He continued to try to reason with me. I said I cant help you anymore sir please get out of my truck. He didnt want to get out. I said sir i have a weapon, i really dont want to have to pull it out, and i will if i feel inanyway endangerd. He STILL continued to reason with me. Faster than i ever have before, i steped out of the truck and pulled my LMF II and said please get out now. he was shocked a 5' 10" white guy was doing this and got out quickly said he was sorry and walked the opposite direction as fast as a 230lb man could. this is why i always have a weapon with me.

 

Scary! I'm glad nobody got hurt in the end but I think it was a bad idea to tell him you had a weapon, who knows what he had on him and how he would have taken that.

 

thats actually kinda scary man haha

atleast you didnt have to dig through the trash can for the cleanest piece of toilet paper...

 

this true but i had to get him out of my truck....he seemed sketched out anyway. I am also glad no one was hurt and it was handled with some kind of peace

 

Fixed

 

Fucker tagged my truck

 

what is a LMFII? i think i would have went nuts on the guy. or went for a REALLY fun ride.

 

i just about always have a knife on me too. for 1. thats the only "weapon" i can cary right now. till i'm 21. than i am getting my CCP and i will have a gun on me any wear i can cary it by law. i will still have a knife to cary places i can't cary a gun.

edit: dang seams like im the only one who checks before i crap.

 

A bad ass uni-blade KA-BAR style knife that I'm about to order.

 

I used to work at Gerber..they used to have a knife call BMF...and now has the LMF and LMFII..we make fun of it because the BMF is a BIG ASS KNIFE!! And called it "BIG MOTHER FUCKER and the LMF is a smaller version so we call it LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER but this LMF is nothing close to being small..just smaller than the BMF

...cool story BTW

 

I think ill leave it as is for a while since I just paid a pretty penny for it. Its a 2010 lazer z x series 52" ultra cut 4 deck, 200 hours, 3 year warranty that started in april, and an ultravac system

 

Teaching High Risk Stops to my Explorers.

 

fun ride was had....went about 30 over to see what he would do

x2

sucked at the time but thanks

 

Can't really tell, where?

 

X2 after you said "I have a weapon" what if he would have said, "so do I"?

QUICK DRAW! gerber to the throat! jk....kinda.

Had to pull my blade last week. Actually got kinda of nervous thinking to myself, "I am going to stab this man." Luckily he turned the other way.