wellll wellll im drunkk

tap the rockies! code blue. coors light... im drunk. if you dont like it kiss my country ass



Written By David Allan Coe/ Fred Spears

Recitation:
THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS
HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS
THE REST HE GOT WORKING' ON OLD JUNK CARS
IN THE DAYTIME
THEY LOOKED LIKE TOMBSTONES IN OUR YARD
AND I NEVER SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T TIRED AND MEAN
HE SOLD USED PARTS TO MAKE ENDS MEET
COVERED WITH OIL FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS FEET
CUSSING' THE SWEAT AND THE TEXAS HEAT
AND MOSQUITOES
AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID WE LIVED LIKE HICKS
BUT THEY BRUNG THEIR CARS FOR PA TO FIX ANYHOW
HE WAS VETERAN-PROUD, TRIED AND TRUE
HE'D FOUGHT TILL HIS HEART WAS BLACK AND BLUE
DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE'D MADE IT THROUGH THE HARD TIMES

HE BOUGHT OUR HOUSE ON THE G.I. BILL
BUT IT WASN'T WORTH ALL HE HAD TO KILL TO GET IT
HE DRANK PEARL IN A CAN AND JACK DANIELS BLACK
CHEWED TOBACCO FROM A MAIL POUCH SACK
HAD AN OLD DOG THAT WAS TRAINED TO ATTACK
SOMETIMES
HE'D GET DRUNK AND MEAN AS A RATTLESNAKE
AND THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH
THAT HE WOULD TAKE FROM A STRANGER

THERE WERE THIRTEEN KIDS AND A BUNCH OF DOGS
A HOUSE FULL OF CHICKENS AND A YARD FULL OF HOGS
I SPENT THE SUMMERTIME CUTTING' UP LOGS FOR THE WINTER
TRYING' LIKE THE DEVIL TO FIND THE LORD
WORKING' LIKE A ****** FOR MY ROOM AND BOARD
COAL-BURIN' STOVE, NO NATURAL GAS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS

IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY,
IT'LL HAIR LIP THE POPE
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE
I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY,
AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS

 

toss another one down...

 

yeah im drunk as hell... just got back from a local casino...
was there about ~5 hours, i was stuck about 6 hunny, but manage to leave with +80 doll hairs. make a little come back on 4 dead shoes (dealer won 75% of the hands and most of the 6 and 5 ups.). a little here and a big all in bet there, and i leave with a tank of gas and some food money, and free beers and comp doll hairs...

 

Casino Del Sol?

 

yes sir. i like playing there cuz they have surrender...

 

lol... that was my favorite one to go to... but once I moved to Rancho Sahuarita, started going to desert diamond down there b/c it was close...

 

see post dont drink and drive!

 

oh man... im doing fucking good right now... hung out at this retro club place. i didnt really dig it, but met an old friend from back in the day. dropped a buck 20 on drinks, then got pretty taosted. jager bombers, jamingston whiskey shots, and a crap load of heinnies, and buying rounds of drinks for people i didnt really know. did my thang, and took off to the casino (the diamond) kick the crap out of 4-8 hold em limit. and did good on blackjack, and ending the night with free drinks and a pretty good profit on top of that.

 

which club... lol

 

club congress with all the "trendies"

 

oh boy.... I'm disappointed in you... lol

I always liked The Shelter over on Grant and Columbus(ish) if I had to go to a bar... or The Golden Nugget!!! Congress is for UofA dipshit fratboys... Always avoid downtown bars...

 

fixed it!!

 

Damn I live in a casino town and I never have that much fun!!! Guess I'd rather keep my money then have those fu--- take it!!!

 

yeah, i dont hardly go out to clubs and places like that. i like famous sams or a dive bar. but do most drink at the casinos.

 

its fun when u win. but i gotta remind myself, gotta pay the bills. just keep my A game up, and i do good.

 

Yeah when I first moved here I gambled quite a bit because I wasn't used to a casino town. After about 6 months of that, I said screw it!!! I might go like once every 2 months now, even if that.

 

this is the only thing im really good at. besides selling shit....

 

Shelter and Golden Nugget are dive bars... lol

 

yeah but i live in the south side. thats a good 45 minute drive.

 

ahh.. where on south side? I lived out in starr pass when I was out there..