what pisses me off thread

Public transportation.

Fat girls wearing skinny girl clothes.

Full-grown men driving around with their hat cocked to the side and bling around their neck.

Lifted Super Duties (We know how small your manhood must be, so stop pretending).

Vegetarians.

Stupid people.

Lawyers who put a ton of safety crap all over my truck - stickers on the dash, stickers on the door, stickers on the visors... I get it! We're all going to die!

People who respond to threads about defeating seatbelt alarms by telling them to just wear the seatbelt. Gee thanks, why didn't I think of that?

Commercials.

Commercials that they play twice as loud as the program you were actually trying to watch.

"Gangstas."

Punks that have their bass cranked up so much you wouldn't be able to tell which direction it was coming from if not for the rattling noises as every bolt in their shitty ride is shaken loose.

People who say they hate Walmart for exploiting the little guy, so they shop at Target and Kmart instead.

MTV, MTV2, MTV3, etc, etc.

SUVs and trucks with not a single speck of dirt or even a scratch on them.

Bluetooth headsets.

People who invented Bluetooth headsets.

People who wear their Bluetooth headsets in the movie theatre and never think that the blinding blue light that keeps flashing on the side of their freakin' head might be detracting from someone else's movie experience.

People who talk on their cell phones in the check-out line at the store.

Women who find that digging for chapstick in the glovebox is far more important than watching for the light to turn.

Drivers who refuse to use their blinkers.

People who can't park to save their life.

The punks with their little four-banger and the fart can on the exhaust that you could hear a mile away.

Drivers on the highway that decide that since they are driving over the speed limit they can stay in the left lane and prevent anyone else from driving any faster.

People that don't tie down their load and wind up leaving most of it all over the highway.

People who leave garbage out in the wilderness.

Yuppies that take their little yuppy dog everywhere with them... And never clean up the crap they leave on the sidewalk.

Facial piercings.

People who call me a redneck like it's a bad thing!

 

The lazy mother fucker who left his stupid grocery cart in the parking lot that I found had rolled into my truck when I cam out of the store. Roll that bitch into the cart corral or wheel it back into the store you worthless prick!

 

i really hate people that don't realize the left lane is for people that actually go faster, instead they just ride along.........big F*%$ing problem down south

 

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When you in line at the Quiktrip getting coffee and there is an old lady at the head of the line that whips out a checkbook for a cup of coffee and a friggin stamp!

When my director yells every month at my team that "it ain't good enough, do more damnit" Damn ex-Marines

When you are at the airport and there is that one person in the line that is too stupid to take off their coat/shoes after hearing the TSA people say "take them off" 1000 times!

 

Not necessarily in order of Importance...

People who don't use their turn signals. BETTER YET - people who already start moving over to another lane and then decide to put their signals on.
HELLO?? I could've put the damn signal on for you!!!

People who don't use their headlights when its raining or snowing!! Better yet - people who don't clean snow off their headlights. HELLO? They're useless even if you have them on!!

There's more...but I try to blot all that out until I see the stuff happen again.

 

Right now.....I hate that my wife and kids think that I exist only to do as they ask, whenever they ask, regardless of what I am doing or planned to do or planned not to do.

There are many other things that piss me off, but the previous statement is numero uno right now.

 

In order
1. The local airport commission who seems to think it knows what's best for me.
2. My local city government who seems to think it knows what's best for me.

Tonight I get to listen to another one of their "collaboration meetings", which basically is, "this is what we are doing" followed by all the council members shaking their bobbleheads in agreement then honor the Airport Director for adopting innovative planning & policies encouraging a cooperative co-existance with air operations and neighboring residential communities.

In other words, they want to tear our houses down, build a new 4 lane road, mammoth parking garage & 3 hotels.
In our best interest of course

 

Your not alone buddy....not alone!

 

when people are in such a hurry to pull out in front of you at the last second then go 20mph

picking up others slack at work

my gf when she complains

 

People who tell me what to do

This god damn city life

Ricers with all their bass

"Gangstas"
(Gangsters were cool, they had tommy guns, "Gangsta's" are a disgrace)

ND

There's a more but typing this is pissing me off

 

people who tell me what to do, how could i have forgotten that one. def agree with you there

 

Bastard.

 

im not really hating anything right now besides the cold and not having any money. I have just about enough to cover my insurance for the bike for the month.

 

lets see...........

people that cant friggin drive.........must got their licenses from f'n sesame street!

people who yakk on their damn cell phones while driving....hang up and drive bitch!!

this fuckin condo!!! living in the city.............i need space and a house in the woods!!

my boss........whatta friggin moron!!

my work boots that i paid an assload of $ on........only to be damn near shot after only a year!

obama and joe biden! hillary clinton too.

this little bullshit amount of "snow"(and im using that term loosely!!)

ricer cars with a damn fart can!

wannabe's..........especially the ones with their pants hanging off the crack of their asses and a cocked sideways hat....................get a life dipshit!!!

 

People who write checks and then have to balance the checkbook in line.
People who write checks and then have to dig out their id. Were you thinking they weren't going to ask you for it?
People who write checks in the express line.
People who have a handicap tag or placard and aren't handicapped.
People who park in parking spaces so close to the line that you can't open your door.
People who "whip it" into a parking space and leave the ass end of their vehicle in your space.
People who "camp" in the left lane.
People who think that they're the only ones who can drive around all night with their high-beams on.
People who go overboard with bumper stickers.
People who jump on the bandwagon of any team that's winning.

 

^^^ Theses people driving me nuts in the south. Isn't that like a general rule of the road and its posted on signs in some states. Or when people pass me while I'm already doing 10mph over the speed limit then they slow down or turn right after passing me. Why the hell didn't you just stay behind me then?

I also agree with just about everything everyone else has said so far.

 

what pisses me off is my racist pieces of shit coworkers. i bust my ass off daily and all i get is f_ckin racist remarks all day. take your f-cking raccon hat and shove it up your redneck ass!

 

I can sum up my feelings with one word:

Government.