Alliance

soo...not to get off topic here but how is the rest of the alliance doing with tickets? i just got another one yesterday for something stupid, the pic is set as my avatar lol

 

Saying that Texas doesn't need an alliance to handle us is like saying I don't need a condom, I'll just pull out...it always ends up bad, and usually leads to paternity tests.

 

can't really see whats going on in the pic, care to enlighten us?

 

Out of curiosity, how do you manage to get a picture of yourself being given a ticket? I have not received any tickets in my truck yet (knocking on wood). It has been a pleasant change from my experiences driving my Grand Prix...

 

A San Antonio man! I know I can count on you to have my back. I went to college in SA. Great town. 007's there too.

I thought about that, but as you know, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him understand something so simple a caveman could do it.

 

You're jumping into the thick of things. I can appreciate bravery in a man, but there's a fine line to cross to stupidity. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now.

Oh, and by the way, all the Oregonians I met have been smug, whiney, tree-hugging, wannabe-canadians!

Even in Texas we understand the diff between getting the job done, and showing off. Some of those Tundra guys are compensating for a shortcoming. Probably the immigrants to Texas.

 

That makes no sense whatsoever (you should reconsider posting when drunk). Texas doesn't need an alliance to swat flies. It won't lead to paternity tests.

 

Is that what your mom told you?

 

I barely even speed in my Taco. I use to get regular tickets in my beamer but i dont see myself getting any tickets in my truck. Unless its for something stupid like cutting across medians or off-roading where i'm not suppose to be. Definately not for speeding though

 

my taco sitting on the shoulder of the road with 2 cops behind me that pulled me over lol

 

haha thank u for asking, when the cop handed me my ticket i tried to hold a straight face while i asked him if i could take a pic of it because thats the first time i've gotten stopped by two cops in my truck lol, he looked at me like i was an idiot, probably because i am, but he said ok so i jumped out of the truck and took the pic real quick. i used to speed way more in my cobra, and i thought it'd be easier than it is driving close to the speed limit in the taco. i do drive much slower in the taco, but the exhaust makes my foot a little heavier lol

 

i only got one speeding ticket in my taco, and that was about a week before this one. this ticket was for "illegal overtaking in a turn lane". basically i was in the right lane of 2 northbound lanes, then the road merged into the left lane with the right lane i was in changing to a right turn lane. i was in the right lane trying to merge, signals on, and there for 4 cars and a bus in the left lane doing 5mph under the speed limit and they wouldnt let me over. so i did what any logical person would do, i hit the gas and went around them through the turn lane.

 

Kinda like a fine "whine" it grows on you after a while... Nice to get waited on.... but we pay for it in gas prices...

BTW are you whining that you are not getting the "Full Service"??

 

I lived in NJ for 30 years and NJ and Oregon are the only 2 states with "full service." Let me put it to ya this way, everytime I go back to NJ for Christmas I make sure I get gas in Pennsylvania before getting in because I don't want some snot nosed little punk or some imbicile who doesn't understand English to whack the nozzle against my truck, or overfill it to get to the nearest .05, or drip gas all over my new paint, or make me wait 10-15 minutes for his slow lazy ass to do his one and only calling in life.

One thing for sure I don't miss it. And by the way, why are you calling it full service? Oh yeah because they give you full service straight in the ass.

As far as I know full service would be to at least check your oil and maybe say thank you and hello. These punks in Oregon & New Jersey (Been there and they are the same way) do none of the above.

Oregon can go piss off. The only thing there is to like about Oregon is it ain't Canada.

 

Sawdust, it's always difficult for me to say anything bad about you. So I declare a quasi truce between you and the Alliance lowcountry. Sometimes a soldier has got to use his own mind in matters of conscience. I know what's right when I hear it.

Let's face it, Oregon and Ridgelines are gay.

 

that has to be the funniest quote i have heard all day... 1 point Viper

 

I think we need a Hillbilly Division to help out here! We have alot to offer. like moblie homes,stills,bibs,will trade food stamps for beer,sisters with no teeth and shoes. Ohh wait I forgot we don't wear shoes...sorry What do you all think??

 

I appreciate your lowcountry truce, Viper. Obviously you are a man of high intelligence and discernment to see that I'm not your enemy. I can only imagine how smart you were before the mandatory 50 IQ point deduction for joining the alliance.

 

on the ticket statement I drove Zilla once witht he 44's on...ahem borrowed tags off my buddy's WV registered ranger... the cop walks up... looks up and says this and I qoute..."not used to seeing these things(truck) on this side of the border....keep it that way" and walked back to the car....hmmmm

 

Why anybody would want to voluntarily lose 50 IQ points to join a stupid Alliance whose grey matter is marinated in hooch, is beyond me . Only in America, some would say.

I'd rather buy a freaking vowel.