Carolina Alliance

To the uneducated, it sure would make sense. I wouldn't make an effort to refute the comments of an idiot. However, I have the burning desire to clarify a few.

BTW, metric boobs rule. They are firmer, smoother, bouncier and fit in my mouth better than the southern counterpart.

Draft dodgers. That's a whole different story which I rather not go into. Let me remind you briefly that George W Bush, Dick Cheney, Bill Clinton, Dan Quale are some of the many draft dodgers who made it to the top. American cowards at time of war (need) but now fit to rule and send innocent soldiers to the meat grinder. Take me to you Leader

In conclusion, Canada may be cold, metric, BTW the Japanese make our cars/trucks that work , Canada didn't get independence in 1982. The person who wrote this must want to join the Carolina Alliance. . Hey nd, you have a prospective recruit who probably doesn't know that Texas is in the US.

What counts though is that; Canada is Bigger and on Top. If this was Jail, You'd be our Bitch .

 

Shut up you bird sh!t you. I will kick you sorry ass all the way to Texas if you dont shut up . Hahaha very funny you stupid Turkey.

 

hahaha! as much as i hate to admit it that made me laugh my ass off! That was funny as hell Mo. I dont know where you've been the last week (probably eating babies or whatever it is you canucks do) but i'm glad you're back, i miss comments like that

 

Just remember the famous words of Robin Williams:

"Canada is just like having a loft apartment over a really great party, the owners are always pissy because they can't get in the party yet still have to deal with all their s@#t"

 

Hahahahahaha!

 

Listen people, as much fun as this bashing of Canada is becoming don't you think that we should get serious now & focus our attention on those Frontier owners at club Frontier?

I mean, their trucks are fine, but they are ultimately in need of a beating.

 

Don't drop the soap .

 

As funny as your original comment was, whats even funnier is the thought of America being Canada's bitch. I could walk across the border with two boyscout troops and a pointed stick and i would have Canadas official surrender by the end of the day.

 

"Pointed stick"? If you are referring to your penis, forget it. We have chain saws .

 

cue: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK..."

That's a Monty Python reference. I'm used to using them freely among computer geeks, but just realized it may not be so obvious among this demographic.

 

...put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars...

BTW sawdust, that's the Carolina Alliance theme song. Stupid Alliance .

 

nah, our theme song is" were kickin canada's ass, and drinkin all the beer, thats the way we like it, and we dont want canadians here!!!"...............hows that sound mo??????? sounds like a winner to me!!

 

I dont even want to deal with those guys. They are FULL of mis-information. people will go over there asking questions about tacomas and frontiers and advice on each before they buy, and the frontier guys start spouting off "facts" about the tacoma.... which none of them own. After i read that link you sent me i looked around, i wanted to join just to correct them about the tacoma. Anyway, i dont have the patience or energy to deal with them.

 

No, the pointed stick is for knocking the mounties off their horses. I figure i just have to take down a dozen mounties or so and then you're whole country is defensless. And since you're all half french all i gotta do is speak in a german accent and you wont be able to raise the white flag fast enough

 

I'm not a computer nerd but i will get almost any Monty Python reference thrown my way... except "Life of Brian"... i just didnt think that one wsa too funny

 

How could you not like Life of Brian? After The Holy Grail, it was the best.

 

I dunno, i haven't watched it in about 10 years, maybe i need to give it another shot. Holy Grail still has me on the floor laughing when i watch it. BTW, does anyone here know the wind speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

 

Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

 

...there are those who call me... Tim.

 

While we were in Scotland we went to

Camelot, Camelot, it's only a model...On second thought lets not go to Camelot, tis a silly place.

It was also the Castle Anthrax, I know it's not a very good name.