JDMCQ's Garage

Yea I thought someone left thier heroin in there again, thanks!

Mornin!

Really?? But she's a woman! They are so trust worthy!!

 

visit went well. For giving her 24 hours to live on Thursday, she looked pretty good. It's just a matter of time before her lungs/heart fail. She doesn't know she's at hospice because she is still aware enough that it would freak her out.

Spend the rest of the day at the races in 115* heat index. Thank God my parents have an RV spot at the track and we can go into the air conditioning to cool off.

 

I know. She acts so sweet and innocent most of the time.

 

Don't tell my secrets again or I shall Roshambo you... I'm trying to drug him to get him on a plane to come down here and be my slave.

Why yes, you are correct we are. I'm a good girl.

*labels up morphine as morphine

 

Oh the poor thing.

on the RV!

Because I AMMMMM.....

 

Slave you say? What kind of slave?

 

Key word: MOST

 

Top Secret Stuff like.... I need my deck re-finished, roof has a leak, possibly new flooring put in, need lawn mowed every week, laundry, cooking, cleaning. Basically a housewife slave.

 

They usually do haha

Yay! at least theres one of them in existance

 

it looks like somethings hidden there...... hmmmmm.... nope, nothing, must be my eyes playing tricks on me

 

Her butt says WOW, thats no trick

 

You just need to learn that ALL women have AT LEAST a wee bit o crazy. Some of them more than others, it's matter of how much you're willing to put up with. Same about men. All men have at least a little bit of eh'hole in them. Some more than others, blah blah blah......

 

Stop eeking!!! He's catching on....

Actually, it kinda is...

 

ewwwww...... things aren't supposed to go in the exit only hole

Yup, so true, I'm just trying to find a not crazy one with similar interests and is a demon in the sac. Thats all i need to be happy in life haha I think i've got it narrowed down enough.

 

He's referring to my butt tattoo!!!

And oddly, add a job to similar interests and a demon in the sac, and that's what I'm looking for. Except male, not female.

 

Having met and know a bunch of lesbians, theres nothing wrong with it, at all, ever haha.

And you have a butt tattoo?! you should send me a pic of that, I might show you mine if you do

 

Not so much to ask for. Good luck finding one that isn't crazy. My suggestion is to look for one a little bit older. The crazy part has calmed down a little.

 

What else would that tattoo mean?

 

There is truth to that. I have a teeensy tinsy bit o crazy in me. But it only comes out when someone threatens someone I care about. Maybe it's more temper. But I am not even close to being the same person I was when I was younger. And see, women go for older men because they usually are more faithful, cos they have sown their oats. Well - I haven't been with anyone yet that can keep their schmeckle to themselves.