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JDMCQ's Garage

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by JDMcQ, Jul 26, 2009.

  1. Jul 17, 2011 at 1:48 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    thx!
    what are you pumping?? that a fire truck reference?
    If she wanted me to f*ck her, she shouldn't be wearing pants at all.
     
  2. Jul 17, 2011 at 1:49 PM
    BrokenTusk

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    Best pick up line ever in Sweden, "Hi, I'm Canadian"
     
  3. Jul 17, 2011 at 1:50 PM
    krap22

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    LOL, you have much to learn.

    Out in public she needs to have pants on so she doesn't get arrested.
     
  4. Jul 17, 2011 at 1:51 PM
    Metsgirl929

    Metsgirl929 Medics can legally cut your clothes off

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    :pout:
    LOL I was teaching a trauma class one day, and at lunch all of us instructors had a pick up line contest and my girlfriend and I won. We heard ones like "are your pants made with windex? Cos I can see myself in them." Ours was "No gag reflex." :anonymous:
     
  5. Jul 17, 2011 at 1:51 PM
    BrokenTusk

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    Apparantly so :eek:

    And not true, i've seen coverings so small, just by calling it a bathing suit instead of underwear, its fair game I guess
     
  6. Jul 17, 2011 at 1:54 PM
    krap22

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    That will do it almost every time. The only difference is your a woman. Its easy to get in a guys pants.
     
  7. Jul 17, 2011 at 1:56 PM
    Metsgirl929

    Metsgirl929 Medics can legally cut your clothes off

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    Pumps = high heels, good point about the pants, and now that I'm gonna fall off the step ladder be broken. How will you fix me?
     
  8. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:01 PM
    Metsgirl929

    Metsgirl929 Medics can legally cut your clothes off

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    That is soooo true. So why is it considered wrong to walk around in bra and panties but ok in a bikini? :notsure:
    Yeah. I pretty much can say "hey wanna f?"
     
  9. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:01 PM
    BrokenTusk

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    *Flips open the Black Berry* Hello? 911? we have an EMT down, fell off a step ladder

    *listens to response*

    Well i think she just has a busted ankle, she was wearing these rediculously high heeled boots.

    *listens*

    haha Yea I know right, why so high i'll never know.

    *listens*

    You want me to Trach her? that'll help? Alrighty, your the emerg people :D
     
  10. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:03 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    lol *sigh* Yup
    No idea, its funny though, women freak if you see them in underwear but flaunt it all if they are in a bikini.

    And not right now Steph, I'm mid-exam
     
  11. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:06 PM
    AK27

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    took me dog out for a walk, poor guy looked at me when we got outside and wanted back in teh house lol


    102F here now :woot:
     
  12. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:07 PM
    Metsgirl929

    Metsgirl929 Medics can legally cut your clothes off

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    :goingcrazy: *grabs phone and hangs up from 911 and tries to sweet talk Marcel out of doing a trach on her...... What will it take?????
     
  13. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:08 PM
    AK27

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    i saw this in a movie once!

    **grabs pocket knife and bic pen off the ground
     
  14. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:12 PM
    Metsgirl929

    Metsgirl929 Medics can legally cut your clothes off

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    Because women are craaaaaazzzyzzyyyyyyyy. :D Maybe when you're done with the exam? :notsure:
    Haha I would want to go back in the house too lol
    :eek::eek::eek:
     
  15. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:14 PM
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    dont be skeeered, i saw it twice, i remember now... :cool:
     
  16. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:14 PM
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    did you stay at a Holiday Inn last night?
     
  17. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:17 PM
    AK27

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    ? :confused:
    you may want to cover your popcorn...not sure if this is gonna be messy.

    **grabs welding helmet
     
  18. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:17 PM
    Metsgirl929

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    Somebody please make sure my cat is taken care of because I will not survive this procedure..... :eek:
     
  19. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:18 PM
    AK27

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    its gonna save your life!!! :D

    **drops welding mask over face, now where the heck did you go steph
     
  20. Jul 17, 2011 at 2:23 PM
    krap22

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    There are lots of commercials (but for some reason i can't find them on youtube) about someone stepping in and doing something like surgery and they ask if they are a doctor. Their answer "no but i did stay at a holiday in last night."


    edit: found it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgX7i0C-IK4
     

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