Pranks

ok, my neighbor thinks he is really good at pulling pranks! so, if he pulls 1 on u, then u pull 1 on him, he claims they get worse! he hasn't pulled ay pranks on me, til the other day! had a group of people over, & everyone left, & i found a ransom note for my air wrench! i wasn't going to say anything to him about it, just let it go for a few days, then he tells on himself. found out that it was i another neighbors car, so i was up there yesterday, went to the & got it out! was talking to my wife about what to do to this guy, to just embarsass the crap outta him. dude is scared of gay men, so i was thiking about maybe getting him a subscription to a mens gay magazine, i dunno where to get 1 of the lil subscription cards at! started thinking about not doig that, cause i didnt want the mail man, or any of the other neighbors to start thiking that he might be gay, but i said to forget about what other people think!

so im wodering what can all of ya'll come up with, to maybe give me some ideas for this situation? i dont mess with people vehicles! im also scared of snakes & he knows that, im sure he would use that against me. i dont want that to happen, lol! any advice would be great, thanks to all!

 

Maybe get a friend to go to his door dressed in drag saying something like hey baby I cant believe you wont call me back after the other night. It would have to be a very good friend though.

 

hmm, yeah, that could work. let them do that in front of his girlfried, could be good! thanks!

 

Go to walmart and buy the cheapest 35-50 gal trash can you can find (should be about $9) wait until the middle of the night and fill up around 75% of the way full of water and pour one bag of glitter into it then mix. Once mixed you and some buddies take it to his house and lean at about 45* against his front door. Then ring the door bell like crazy!!!! Once someone opens the door the water/glitter will rush into the house. Then you can laugh and run away.

 

lol!

 

dude thats not cool! you know how pissed anyone would be if they woke up in the middle of the night and that happend?

thats like a prank for your enemys lol

 

i like to wrap a zip tie around a drive shaft! when hes drivin he thinks his car is messed up. you said you dont mess with peoples vehicles but it just makes them THINK its messed up

 

Have a custom license plate frame made up that says "I'm your backdoor man. I'll pack your fudge for free!" and put it on his car without him knowing. I had good results with this on a buddy of mine.

 

Oh I know how pissed they get

 

if you know his cell number, put a gay personal add on craigslist saying he wants to meet up with other gay men for some good times or something. a buddy of mine had it done to him. had tons of guys calling him. he was pissed but it was hilarious

 

This actually happened to a freind of mine. He was at a co-workers halloween party and got so shit faced he passed out on the pool table. Well, being that he was wearing shorts and not to pass up a great picture, the co-worker got his wife's (shall we say... "play toy") and took a few pictures of the guy with this thing hanging out of his shorts. They didn't tell him about it and went and got the picture framed. A few months later guess what he got for his birthday?

 

just a funny bumper sticker would be easier. although it would be a bitch to get off lol

i might have to maybe try it lol i gotta find the perfect victim tho

lol one time i got blitzed drunk and snuck into a friends house of mine lol they never locked their doors. and i threw i nice big roll of black cats right on his chest while he was sleeping lol

i really shoulda filmed that one

 

Get under his vehical some night and tie a large zip-tie on his driveline.

 

You could also do what I like to call "the shit bomb" Kinda a play on the old shit in a paper bag thing.

So this one takes kinda a lot of planing.

What you'll need:
Two paper lunch bags
Shit (Either human or animal will work)
a m60 or larger firecracker
a Flood style light bulb. (those big wide kind)
a little glass cutter
A few rubber bands


Step 1: Get glass cutter and cut the top flat part of the bulb out. NOTE: BE SURE NOT TO BREAK THE FILAMENT OR THE WHOLE BULB
Step 2: Stick one bag into the other then place poop into bags (double bags are so it doesn't rip)
Step 3: stick the firecracker into the shit facing so the fuse it up
Step 4: place the bulb into the bag so the fuse and the filament are touching but the threaded end of the bulb can still be screwed in to a socket
Step 5: Use the rubber bands to secure the shit bag to the bulb.
Step 6: Once dark and person turns off light over there front door take a ladder and unscrew there normal bulb and replace with your shit bomb one.
Step 7: ring door bell. If all done correctly the filament will light the fuse then burn out. Then the person looks up as the the firecracker goes off and releasing the shit on said person

Prank carefully my friends

Cheers

 

oh man, u guys r hilarious. now to figure out what to do!

 

Prankdial.com I've gotten all my friends with it. And u can record the call so you can put on cd and play for all to hear.

 

I saw a video on youtube where people prank called hookers on backpage.com . Call a gay hooker, and tell him you want a meet up. Give him your neighbor's address as yours and let the fun begin. If you want to go the extra mile make it a trany....

 

We used to do this in college

Another one, get one of those big mail envelopes, the legal sized ones, fill it with shaving cream, stick the open end under the door and slam a text book down on it. It covers the entire dorm room rather effectively.

I like this one, simple yet effective.

Or jack his car up and leave it on blocks so the tires are about 1/4" off the ground. Just enough so you wouldn't notice it being on blocks so he gets in, puts it in gear and nothing...