What do you do after you do "it"

^^^lol

 

i usually end up feeling bad it ended so abruptly ... thank god they invented vibrators!

 

I chose cry, do it again, tell my buddies.

Sometimes the lay is THAT GOOD that you have to brag about it your friends lol. Hell, sometimes you even want to call your ex and brag to her how AWESOME you were tonight hahaha. On the flip side sometimes it sucks that bad that you have to tell someone lol. I never talk to them OR make it my duty to train them. The one in training now is finally starting to come around Too bad she doesnt have the stamina to go over 60 mins though. Much better than the 10 mins when the teaching started though.

 

I only ever talked about the cold fish fucks that just laid there... the good ones were just for me to put in the spank bank during deployments...

 

Hahaha, awesome.

 

Yeah that "wake up in the middle of the night and you dont know who initiated sex" is great!

 

I've woken up to being ridden a couple times from my last gf. That was pretty sweet. I hate having to pee when she all of a sudden wants it with no warning though. It's like, hold on sweetie, I gotta pee and it's gonna take a few minutes for this to go down.

 

^^ we sure will do some weird positioning when theres to much excitement to wait though

 

Aint that the truth brother. I need a wider toilet.

 

sometimes it's better to just go outside because it goes sideways and if you are lucky it hits the ceiling too!

 

What no "I go on TW" choice?

 

I wouldn't consider that lucky per say...

 

it means you have a healthy prostate and it's not blocking your pee. I saw something about it on tv once.

 

My wife gives me prostate massages so I'm good there; very relaxed.

 

lucky dawg.

 

Yeah, it goes something like this.

 

which one are you?

 

Depends on whose turn it is.

 

zing!